Dear Oh Billy! readers,
My name is Swami Bananahedananda.
I have figured out the deepest mysteries of the existence of life.
These will be shared to you all at no cost to you.
However, these divine answers came to me at a very high price.
Many years were spent staring into the depths of my navel.
I was unable to work during this long period of introspection.
While the divine being of truth revealed to me the free secrets of the universe,
my bank account has not developed to the heights of my soul.
To help me sustain my humble physical vessel, & share this free truth with you all,
my needs are small.
I am asking for a small donation at my workshops of truth so the divine may be able
to speak through me.
For a three hour talk, the divine is asking for a mere $2,500.
If you would like to recieve the greatest answers of existence,
please contact Mt. Rd. Wine & Liquor for more info.
Free coffee and donuts will served! Please bring your own cup and napkins.
May the Divine be with you!