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KEN RAFLOWITZ

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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #255 on: October 24, 2009, 12:25:46 pm »
The ultimate nasty xxx porno flick for me would be:
A fully clothed porn star babe with an 80min. tease.
Then open a top blouse button for a touch of cleavage
and end the stupid thing already!
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KEN RAFLOWITZ

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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #256 on: October 25, 2009, 09:12:36 am »
I thought this porno topic would get a big response.
Guess everyone is beyond this stuff!
Let\'s see, how about talking about OxiClean?
I never used the stuff, Billy Mays said it was really good!
That would make a great porn star name!
"Get down and dirty with OxiClean."
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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #257 on: October 25, 2009, 08:26:43 pm »
Oxi-clean= color safe bleach, right?
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"When I hold you, I hold everything that is-- swans, volcanoes, river rocks, maple trees drinking the fragrance of the moon, bread that the fire adores. In your life I see everything that lives."- Pablo Neruda:wave:

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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #258 on: October 25, 2009, 09:27:32 pm »
I was using an Oxi-clean bucket for tiling the other day... Oh Billy, the "your gonna love my nuts" guy will never replace ya!



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Lois: What the hell?  Marilyn Manson?  Is that who\'s causing all this?  Peter: Yeah, it\'s all him or hers fault.  Who does he or she think he or she is?  Look, you can totally see his or her nipples.  That\'s obscene... maybe.  Lois: There\'s only one thing to do.  Peter: You\'re right.  We got to find this Marilyn Manson and I\'ve got to give that bastard or bitch a piece of my mind or penis.

KEN RAFLOWITZ

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« Reply #259 on: October 28, 2009, 08:15:55 pm »
My porn star name is Himmie Studman.
Look for my new release coming out this holiday season!
There\'s a great scene with a bathtub full of matzo balls!
Don\'t miss it!
Himmie Studman Gone Wild available on Midnight Cowboy productions.
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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #260 on: October 29, 2009, 02:09:04 pm »
Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;244875
My porn star name is Himmie Studman.
Look for my new release coming out this holiday season!
There\'s a great scene with a bathtub full of matzo balls!
Don\'t miss it!
Himmie Studman Gone Wild available on Midnight Cowboy productions.


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KEN RAFLOWITZ

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« Reply #261 on: October 29, 2009, 02:58:49 pm »
New Topics!!!
Are we alone in the universe?
Is a supreme being watching us from a distance or way up close?
Will humanity survive or are we too stupid and self annihilate?
Will the Yankees win the world series?
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KEN RAFLOWITZ

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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #262 on: October 31, 2009, 03:33:10 pm »
I believe we are alone in the universe & there is no supreme being watching us &
humanity will self-destruct & the Yankees will lose the world series.
p.s. This is my dark side.
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KEN RAFLOWITZ

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« Reply #263 on: November 01, 2009, 08:38:14 am »
The universe is bound together by an all existing permeating force evovled from the
fabric of eternal light woven into fragmented degrees of the degradation of the stillness
from which it came therefore the awareness of the sustaining force has embedded itself
throughout the fibers forming the all encompassing diffusion of itself within itself creating
the separating veils of the unified force which means all is apart from itself and joined into
itself simultaneously therefore it sounds like I\'m a crock of shit let\'s get back to the porn...
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« Reply #264 on: November 01, 2009, 10:40:43 am »
I like the fabric of light perspective.
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« Reply #265 on: November 01, 2009, 12:06:33 pm »
good stuff Ken keep up the good work.
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KEN RAFLOWITZ

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« Reply #266 on: November 01, 2009, 12:08:07 pm »
Deepak Chopra gets big money to say shit like that!
 $22,000,000 a year! (Including sales from all his products)
My shit should be worth at least $5,000,000!
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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #267 on: November 02, 2009, 06:47:25 pm »
Who knows, but we are always seemingly more appreciated when we don\'t do it for the money...And by IT I mean random ramblings and insights..(not referring to the XXX discussion). A little bit of cash would sure help out though.

And once again, Billy Mays would look at this topic in dismay, for his whole career was based on making money from dirty clothes.
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« Reply #268 on: November 02, 2009, 08:15:08 pm »
ken - did you come up with that long universe rant on the fly? i like your light side more than your dark side btw.

we are particles, we are light, we are all held together by the same physical laws that keep planets revolving, keep galaxies together, keep electrons rotating, keep our body cells together, etc. we are all the same and yet we are different. beauty is diversity, scientific beauty is finding the unity in difference. what a wonderful world :)
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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #269 on: November 02, 2009, 09:48:05 pm »
We\'re in between a frustrated artist wiping his canvas clean, a writer crumpling a bad idea,
a musician erasing that elusive composition that just can\'t quite be captured.
We\'re all a brush stroke on an unfinished painting, a word in a story without an ending,
a note within a symphony which just never seems to be right...

Who we were, created what we are now, which creates what we\'ll be tomorrow...
Holy shit, I think I\'m channeling Billy Mays on a higher plane!
He must have sold himself to God!
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