Dear Diary,
Woke up today. Got out of bed.
Pissed. Ate half an apple pie for breakfast.
Went to NYC last night to see a band.
They were alright. Would have been better if they had a tuba player.
The drummer had trouble with his 4/4 changes to 6/8 to 12/9 to 9/7 to 28/3 count.
The bass player would be good if he put some strings on his bass. Air bass guitar!
The keyboardist is better than Liberace was. He looks just like him too!
The guitar player might be good, it\'s hard to tell. He\'s always playing with his 2 doz. pedals.
Bought a beer for $8. Good deal!
Had to drive some clowns down. They kept getting me lost.
Went to eat at Mamoun\'s in Staten Island after. Too bad there wasn\'t one!
Watching the show now, while finishing up my Black Box wine.(Good Shit!)
Going to a Swami Bananahedananda seminar tonight. It\'s only $2,300!
You get free coffee & donuts! You have to bring your own cup and napkins, though.
Later, Ken
