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inthewhitelodge

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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #240 on: October 19, 2009, 11:50:15 pm »
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Oh Kenny, the Internet is a helluva drug!!!


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Uh- huh. You said Yank.
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« Reply #241 on: October 20, 2009, 07:36:18 pm »
New topic!
Is Porn a legitimate business or an immoral, degenerate disgrace upon human sexuality?
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« Reply #242 on: October 20, 2009, 07:47:43 pm »
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New topic!
Is Spacey a legitimate business or an immoral, degenerate disgrace upon human sexuality?
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« Reply #243 on: October 20, 2009, 09:03:51 pm »
Not fair Steve!
This an open discussion on a booming modern day business.
I\'m not judging it or anyone involved in it.
Not cool using my name on a distortion of a statement I made.
Let\'s keep quotes to what the person actually said!
I\'m interested in what you all feel about the porn industry.
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« Reply #244 on: October 20, 2009, 09:31:35 pm »
I have a love-hate relationship with this industry. I appreciate what it can do for people\'s libidos (to increase or decrease whatever), but I find there is too much unnecessary filtering through the fake-looking "famous stars". What is up with the porn kings and queens with the plastic surgery and tanning? In general, I am not a fan of hiding this part of one\'s interest in sexuality, but as a responsible professional, this topic typically stays in the closet.

It\'s a hugely expanding business, and I love to hate it, but I love to love it.
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« Reply #245 on: October 20, 2009, 09:47:37 pm »
I dunno, the glossier and faker porn gets the less it appeals to me.
The mystery is gone. The tease is gone.
Polished silicone babes don\'t do anything for me.
I liked the end of town dingy porn shops, you took a stroll through on a rainy sat.
Some old pervert at the counter telling stories of whores while in the Army.
Wal-Mart porn! God help us! What a cruel world!
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« Reply #246 on: October 20, 2009, 10:48:07 pm »
Porn quit doin\' it for me now I wrastle blow up dolls in tubs of applesauce... also to get any kind of arousal I need to astrally project and witness this event from both my normal point of reference, and that of another point projected perhaps 30-40 degrees above my body in relation to the hot applesauce blow-up action.

But you can\'t industrialize some things. Apple sauce and blow-up dolls, yes...
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« Reply #247 on: October 20, 2009, 11:02:10 pm »
I had a nice inflatable sheep collection,once.
Had special names for all of them.
It got very expensive trying to keep up with vinyl patches when they sprung a leak.
Had to let \'em go. It was a sad day.
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« Reply #248 on: October 21, 2009, 07:15:24 pm »
Watch out, vinyl is some toxic stuff. It messes with your dna, esp. the liquid kind.
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« Reply #249 on: October 21, 2009, 08:55:00 pm »
I just don\'t get it?
A girl comes out...
naked in 2 sec.,
does a--- ---,        
three -------.    
Four rounds of  ----- ----!        
gets an -- ----.    
then a ---- ---.      
all in 90 sec. flat!
I just don\'t get it?

Porn has gone the way of the fast food drive thru!
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« Reply #250 on: October 22, 2009, 04:16:00 pm »
Filling in the blanks is more fun anyway, right?
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« Reply #251 on: October 22, 2009, 05:08:22 pm »
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I just don\'t get it?
A girl comes out...
naked in 2 sec.,
does an anesis,        
three analemma.    
Four rounds of  adelphogamy!        
gets an alphonsin.    
then an androlepsia.      
all in 90 sec. flat!
I just don\'t get it?

Porn has gone the way of the fast food drive thru!


http://phrontistery.info/a.html & too much caffeine
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« Reply #252 on: October 23, 2009, 07:24:24 am »
A bit of advice to all you porn directors.
Less is more.
Create a sense of mystery around the actors.
Slow down!
There\'s more power in a subtle tease,
than a 20---- -----,
or a two min. ---------,
with a ---- ----- rally!
Learn your craft, be an artist!
Explore! Explore! Explore!
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« Reply #253 on: October 24, 2009, 12:32:22 am »
I have to 100% agree with the tease approach, Ken. Although it is kinda creepin\' me out just a wee bit.
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« Reply #254 on: October 24, 2009, 07:49:33 am »
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Although it is kinda creepin\' me out just a wee bit.


mission accomplished, then, no?
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