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« Reply #285 on: November 10, 2009, 02:58:06 pm »

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« Reply #286 on: November 10, 2009, 03:34:45 pm »
Let us Pray.
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« Reply #287 on: November 10, 2009, 05:33:45 pm »
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Let us Pray.


Indeed. So mote it be. Praise Broseph in the Highest! ...literally, that is how he likes it, don\'t mess with the b\'seph.
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« Reply #288 on: November 10, 2009, 10:18:15 pm »
Dear Diary,
Today was O.K. but not as O.K. as the day I had before this day became my day that
seemed O.K. before the day I had yesterday.
Not much went on today, just like the O.K. day of before today was.
Tomorrow might be an O.K. day if the day goes like the O.K. day of today.
 I went to work and had a snack and then had lunch and went back to work and then
had a snack and went back to work and then had dinner. Oh yeah, won the lottery.
It was like $3,000,000. Cool! Watched Sean Hannity and had a snack and went to bed.
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« Reply #289 on: November 11, 2009, 12:41:05 am »
beers on Ken... from now on!
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« Reply #290 on: November 11, 2009, 12:40:18 pm »
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beers on Ken... from now on!


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« Reply #291 on: November 11, 2009, 09:45:42 pm »
Thoughts for the end of your day:

When the sun goes down it does not go down,
but moves to bring it\'s light to those beyond where you shall not be.

The night is but a shadow from where the sun is not upon thee.
Another\'s day is the darkness of your night.

Await, & the others night will soon become your day.
Rise upon the dawn of your morning & go take your piss with glee!

Swami Bananahedananda
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« Reply #292 on: November 14, 2009, 10:49:52 am »
Flickering upon the screen of vaporized matter,
the film of your life rolls by.
Our sun the projector bulb shines forth,
so that we may all get drunk, stoned, f*ck, & buy stuff.
Praise be he, giver of life!

Swami Bananahedananda
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« Reply #293 on: November 16, 2009, 04:29:25 pm »
Swami Bananahedanada rules on eating:

You must eat what not you wish to eat, but what you need to eat.
The food you seek must be of a high quality nutritious value.
Even if looks icky, tastes icky, smells icky, you must eat it because it is there.
The bowels of a pig may be tasty, but is not icky enough for the body to be nourished.
Sliced hunks of grilled flesh may be fun for you to eat, but brussel sprouts are icky good!
If it is icky, it is good for you. If it is yummy, it is bad for you!
This is the way of the Swami. You must eat the way of the Swami for good health!

Swami Bananahedananda\'s favorite dish:

Take minced onion and mix with tofu, brussel sprouts, raisins, chopped garlic, moleasses,
one cup vinegar, two cups baking soda, three cups chili powder, one tube of Tom\'s natural
toothpaste, one grain of brown rice and blend well in a well blender.
 Place mixture in oven at a low heat until dry.
Take dry mixture and roll in fresh banana peels.
Enjoy the Swami Bananahedananda\'s icky burrito, which is very good for you!
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« Reply #294 on: November 16, 2009, 08:03:26 pm »
it sounded good until baking soda and toothpaste! LOL
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« Reply #295 on: November 17, 2009, 05:01:16 am »
toothpaste topping, so many flavors! (mine\'s peppermint)
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« Reply #296 on: November 19, 2009, 03:36:34 pm »
Swami Bananahedananda on marriage:

In order to be married you must first find a partner.
When you find your partner, one must ask the other if they would like to marry.
Then you shall have a partner. When you have your partner, you must play your part
and never part. For if you do part you will no longer be partners.
When partners part, this means one or both have not played their part to be partners.
The word \'partner\' comes from old India. The sanskrit word, myapahrtnurisapaynindeeass.
Marriage is a sacred bond between two partners, if only they do not part.
If one partner is a nagging bitch, do not say,"Shut up,Bitch!"
But rather thank them for making you long for a higher world.
If one partner is a lazy prick, do not say, "Get off your lazy ass, you idiot!"
But rather go cry to the Divine navel for your spiritual freedom,
where this lazy prick shall not be.

This is the way of the Swami. You must follow the way of the Swami.
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« Reply #297 on: November 20, 2009, 08:55:19 am »
Ken speaks truth! Swami tastico
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« Reply #298 on: November 20, 2009, 10:36:38 am »
Just so all of you know. I think I am going to puke up pretty lights this morning.
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« Reply #299 on: November 21, 2009, 06:51:54 pm »
The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang was the first orgasmic masturbation of the Divine navel.
All has sprung from this great cosmic ejaculation.
The Divine navel became many little navels, from the one Mother navel.

Swami Bananahedananda
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