Author Topic: Phish in 2009 (Read 261870 times)

FrankZappa · « **Reply #2205 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:00:55 pm »

stealing body parts from the UVM laboratory as a part of a practical joke

jking · « **Reply #2206 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:21:00 pm »

specifically, a heart and a hand. sent with the note - "I\'ve got to hand it to you, you\'ve really got heart!"

the package was discovered by a group (salvation army or who ever) coming to pick up items left by the family who had gone on vacation...

FrankZappa · « **Reply #2207 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:29:07 pm »

so what do we win?

Spacey · « **Reply #2208 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:36:48 pm »

You win "the book" now go home and read it!

Vassillios · « **Reply #2209 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:52:21 pm »

the helping phriendly book.

i thought it was a shrunken head though

jking · « **Reply #2210 on:** April 20, 2009, 03:53:44 pm »

you can borrow my copy to catch up, vassilios...

bdfreetuna · « **Reply #2211 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:02:03 pm »

It doesn\'t matter if your name is Hakeem, Shareem, or you\'re 5 points ahead in the NBA finals...

Vassillios · « **Reply #2212 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:38:19 pm »

Quote from: jking;227427

you can borrow my copy to catch up, vassilios...

yeah its been awhile. i actually just found my copy buried away last week.

jking · « **Reply #2213 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:49:56 pm »

i forced myself to read every single setlist in that damn thing, just to be able to say i\'d read every single setlist in that damn thing.

most boring bathroom reading material ever!!!

Spacey · « **Reply #2214 on:** April 20, 2009, 04:53:52 pm »

Quote from: jking;227440

i forced myself to read every single setlist in that damn thing, just to be able to say i\'d read every single setlist in that damn thing.

most boring bathroom reading material ever!!!

Well done. You gotta read the book.

ds673488 · « **Reply #2215 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:23:08 pm »

Quote from: jking;227440

i forced myself to read every single setlist in that damn thing, just to be able to say i\'d read every single setlist in that damn thing.

most boring bathroom reading material ever!!!

and i thought i was pathetic

FrankZappa · « **Reply #2216 on:** April 20, 2009, 05:27:15 pm »

ask pitchy to recite every setlist from every show he\'s ever been to for you sometime. I\'m sure he\'s still got them all down

ellis-d · « **Reply #2217 on:** April 20, 2009, 09:39:15 pm »

This is like a hippie version of whose got the bigger dick. Instead of waisting your money and time on scalped phish tix, go buy a sportscar like normal guys. At least you guys will get laid that way.

ds673488 · « **Reply #2218 on:** April 20, 2009, 10:44:08 pm »

^you can get laid at phish shows, depending on how much you know about them

Jim Cobb · « **Reply #2219 on:** April 21, 2009, 12:12:15 pm »

despite the out of control downward spiral of the ticketing industry, a phish tickets is still cheaper than a sports car.

edit: a semi related stream of consciousness side thought - this morning i was driving to work and this corvette passed me and the driver was in his business clothes with his bluetoooth thing on, wearing what looked to be probably $1000 sunglasses with that "i\'ve got a tiny ****, and i need NO ONE to find out" look to him. we made eye contact and it was clear that he knew i saw through him and i could see his little heart sink for a second. i felt bad. i should stop judging people so harshly. i\'m no saint.