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because they\'re the only place i know that carries the JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank!

WTF????

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damn, wish i was rich. id buy both available Badonkadonks.  

i espesically like the line in that first review about having high windows so people cant see him having sex with his UPS guy. ive been trying to figure out that problem for years now man, years. Thanks Badonkadonk!
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:rotfl: :lol: :point:
**** in the MFA

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and how did you come across this??
"I don\'t know if it\'s an A-sharp or a B-Flat.......If you get this wrong, we\'ll all B-Flat"  -The Goonies

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i got me one of those! it\'s good fpr driving thru the ghettos delivering newspapers in the morning!
Love many, trust few and don\'t be late.

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:lol: @ the comments...

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The Badonkadonk Land Cruiser is perfect for me with my 17 dogs. It is the first land vehicle I have found that can comfortably carry all of us to the park or to the vet. I also really like that the windows are so high off the ground. That way, people can\'t see in them and watch me having sex with the UPS man.

I have also found that this is a great vehicle for the accident-prone driver. If you accidentally hit anything or anyone, thanks to the size of this vehicle they are completely obliterated. No messy evidence! And even though I have been in several accidents with my Badonkadonk, I have never sustained an injury. For all it has saved me on medical bills, the Land Cruiser is actually a bargain.

My only big complaint about the Land Cruiser is that the gas mileage isn\'t quite what it could be. I\'m finding it costs between $1800 and $2000 to fill the tank, which I need to do about twice a week. I hope they come out with a hybrid model soon, or at least a more fuel efficient edition.

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"I\'m finding it costs between $1800 and $2000 to fill the tank, which I need to do about twice a week."
that is **** absurd.. that\'s twice as much what I paid for my car itself...
Not sure what is gonna transpire. Regardless, we ain\'t gonna forget the gravy.

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The thing isn\'t actually as big as it looks, so there is no way that is possible. If you go through the other pictures of it there is one with a guy on top and you can see tat the vehicle is not beig enough to have a gas tank that large.
**** in the MFA

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pssst... guys.. i think it was a joke.. :lol: