Oh, Billy! **** is a helluva drug.

• #285 Reply
  Posted by Gfunk on 10 Nov, 2009 14:58
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• #286 Reply
  Posted by tmn8r1 on 10 Nov, 2009 15:34
• Let us Pray.
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• #287 Reply
  Posted by Spacey on 10 Nov, 2009 17:33
• Quote from: tmn8r1;245857

  Let us Pray.

  
  Indeed. So mote it be. Praise Broseph in the Highest! ...literally, that is how he likes it, don\'t mess with the b\'seph.
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• #288 Reply
  Posted by KEN RAFLOWITZ on 10 Nov, 2009 22:18
• Dear Diary,
  Today was O.K. but not as O.K. as the day I had before this day became my day that
  seemed O.K. before the day I had yesterday.
  Not much went on today, just like the O.K. day of before today was.
  Tomorrow might be an O.K. day if the day goes like the O.K. day of today.
   I went to work and had a snack and then had lunch and went back to work and then
  had a snack and went back to work and then had dinner. Oh yeah, won the lottery.
  It was like $3,000,000. Cool! Watched Sean Hannity and had a snack and went to bed.
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• #289 Reply
  Posted by Bret on 11 Nov, 2009 00:41
• beers on Ken... from now on!
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• #290 Reply
  Posted by Gfunk on 11 Nov, 2009 12:40
• Quote from: Bret;245898

  beers on Ken... from now on!

  
  :beerban:
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• #291 Reply
  Posted by KEN RAFLOWITZ on 11 Nov, 2009 21:45
• Thoughts for the end of your day:
  
  When the sun goes down it does not go down,
  but moves to bring it\'s light to those beyond where you shall not be.
  
  The night is but a shadow from where the sun is not upon thee.
  Another\'s day is the darkness of your night.
  
  Await, & the others night will soon become your day.
  Rise upon the dawn of your morning & go take your **** with glee!
  
  Swami Bananahedananda
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• #292 Reply
  Posted by KEN RAFLOWITZ on 14 Nov, 2009 10:49
• Flickering upon the screen of vaporized matter,
  the film of your life rolls by.
  Our sun the projector bulb shines forth,
  so that we may all get drunk, stoned, f*ck, & buy stuff.
  Praise be he, giver of life!
  
  Swami Bananahedananda
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• #293 Reply
  Posted by KEN RAFLOWITZ on 16 Nov, 2009 16:29
• Swami Bananahedanada rules on eating:
  
  You must eat what not you wish to eat, but what you need to eat.
  The food you seek must be of a high quality nutritious value.
  Even if looks icky, tastes icky, smells icky, you must eat it because it is there.
  The bowels of a pig may be tasty, but is not icky enough for the body to be nourished.
  Sliced hunks of grilled flesh may be fun for you to eat, but brussel sprouts are icky good!
  If it is icky, it is good for you. If it is yummy, it is bad for you!
  This is the way of the Swami. You must eat the way of the Swami for good health!
  
  Swami Bananahedananda\'s favorite dish:
  
  Take minced onion and mix with tofu, brussel sprouts, raisins, chopped garlic, moleasses,
  one cup vinegar, two cups baking soda, three cups chili powder, one tube of Tom\'s natural
  toothpaste, one grain of brown rice and blend well in a well blender.
   Place mixture in oven at a low heat until dry.
  Take dry mixture and roll in fresh banana peels.
  Enjoy the Swami Bananahedananda\'s icky burrito, which is very good for you!
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• #294 Reply
  Posted by inthewhitelodge on 16 Nov, 2009 20:03
• it sounded good until baking soda and toothpaste! LOL
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• #295 Reply
  Posted by cannontrip on 17 Nov, 2009 05:01
• toothpaste topping, so many flavors! (mine\'s peppermint)
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• #296 Reply
  Posted by KEN RAFLOWITZ on 19 Nov, 2009 15:36
• Swami Bananahedananda on marriage:
  
  In order to be married you must first find a partner.
  When you find your partner, one must ask the other if they would like to marry.
  Then you shall have a partner. When you have your partner, you must play your part
  and never part. For if you do part you will no longer be partners.
  When partners part, this means one or both have not played their part to be partners.
  The word \'partner\' comes from old India. The sanskrit word, myapahrtnurisapaynindeeass.
  Marriage is a sacred bond between two partners, if only they do not part.
  If one partner is a nagging ****, do not say,"Shut up,****!"
  But rather thank them for making you long for a higher world.
  If one partner is a lazy prick, do not say, "Get off your lazy ass, you idiot!"
  But rather go cry to the Divine navel for your spiritual freedom,
  where this lazy prick shall not be.
  
  This is the way of the Swami. You must follow the way of the Swami.
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• #297 Reply
  Posted by inthewhitelodge on 20 Nov, 2009 08:55
• Ken speaks truth! Swami tastico
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• #298 Reply
  Posted by Spacey on 20 Nov, 2009 10:36
• Just so all of you know. I think I am going to puke up pretty lights this morning.
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• #299 Reply
  Posted by KEN RAFLOWITZ on 21 Nov, 2009 18:51
• The Big Bang Theory
  
  The Big Bang was the first orgasmic **** of the Divine navel.
  All has sprung from this great cosmic ejaculation.
  The Divine navel became many little navels, from the one Mother navel.
  
  Swami Bananahedananda
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