The ultimate nasty xxx porno flick for me would be:
A fully clothed
**** star babe with an 80min. tease.
Then open a top blouse button for a touch of cleavage
and end the stupid thing already!
I thought this porno topic would get a big response.
Guess everyone is beyond this stuff!
Let\'s see, how about talking about OxiClean?
I never used the stuff, Billy Mays said it was really good!
That would make a great
**** star name!
"Get down and dirty with OxiClean."
Oxi-clean= color safe bleach, right?
I was using an Oxi-clean bucket for tiling the other day... Oh Billy, the "your gonna love my nuts" guy will never replace ya!
My
**** star name is Himmie Studman.
Look for my new release coming out this holiday season!
There\'s a great scene with a bathtub full of matzo balls!
Don\'t miss it!
Himmie Studman Gone Wild available on Midnight Cowboy productions.
New Topics!!!
Are we alone in the universe?
Is a supreme being watching us from a distance or way up close?
Will humanity survive or are we too stupid and self annihilate?
Will the Yankees win the world series?
I believe we are alone in the universe & there is no supreme being watching us &
humanity will self-destruct & the Yankees will lose the world series.
p.s. This is my dark side.
The universe is bound together by an all existing permeating force evovled from the
fabric of eternal light woven into fragmented degrees of the degradation of the stillness
from which it came therefore the awareness of the sustaining force has embedded itself
throughout the fibers forming the all encompassing diffusion of itself within itself creating
the separating veils of the unified force which means all is apart from itself and joined into
itself simultaneously therefore it sounds like I\'m a crock of
**** let\'s get back to the
****...
I like the fabric of light perspective.
good stuff Ken keep up the good work.
Deepak Chopra gets big money to say
**** like that!
$22,000,000 a year! (Including sales from all his products)
My
**** should be worth at least $5,000,000!
Who knows, but we are always seemingly more appreciated when we don\'t do it for the money...And by IT I mean random ramblings and insights..(not referring to the XXX discussion). A little bit of cash would sure help out though.
And once again, Billy Mays would look at this topic in dismay, for his whole career was based on making money from dirty clothes.
ken - did you come up with that long universe rant on the fly? i like your light side more than your dark side btw.
we are particles, we are light, we are all held together by the same physical laws that keep planets revolving, keep galaxies together, keep electrons rotating, keep our body cells together, etc. we are all the same and yet we are different. beauty is diversity, scientific beauty is finding the unity in difference. what a wonderful world
We\'re in between a frustrated artist wiping his canvas clean, a writer crumpling a bad idea,
a musician erasing that elusive composition that just can\'t quite be captured.
We\'re all a brush stroke on an unfinished painting, a word in a story without an ending,
a note within a symphony which just never seems to be right...
Who we were, created what we are now, which creates what we\'ll be tomorrow...
Holy
****, I think I\'m channeling Billy Mays on a higher plane!
He must have sold himself to God!