When I got to High School,the sky was the limit!
I\'ll tell you how I got my title the Midnight Cowboy.
The captain of the cheerleading squad asked me if I would meet with all the cheerleaders.
"Sure!" I said. "Will you be wearing your cheerleading outfits?" I asked.
"Oh yes, just for you!" she said.
"How much can you pay me?" I asked.
"A lot! Gum,lunch money,free passes to all the games!" she explained.
She told me to meet the squad in a back alley behind this store,around midnight.
When I got there,my heart pounded! The whole cheerleading squad was there in their
cheerleading outfits!
I stood there and thanked the Lord for this divine moment!
One by one they approached me and slapped me in the face.
Then their brothers,boyfriends and a couple of fathers came out and beat the hell out of me!
They took all my gum,lunch money for the week and half a twinkie I had in my back pocket.
While laying on the ground every girl in school came by and spit on me.
They called me "Man
****!" They kicked me in the ribs,"Take that you Midnight Cowboy!"
I had failed as a man
****. It was all over. I got a job washing dishes.
Not to be continued...
