you almost knocked yourself out ?
Said to yourself damn I coulda cleared a room of 50 or so w/ that one.
And they just would not stop? damn it\'s gettin\' too cloudy to type. Oh damn another one?
:fart: :yack2: what did you have for dinner there leith? I don\'t think I\'ve ever done that bad, but I\'ve had some winners in my time. Anyone here who denies ever farting is a liar.
my farts dont smell bad, it\'s pretty cool.
p.s. who ever laid that stinker at daniel street that one time should be put in jail.
i fart. a lot.
i also eat the equivalent of 14 eggs a day (just the whites).. plus fun things like all-bran, protein bars, and protein shakes.
what comes out doesn\'t smell very good.
i feel especially bad for my chair at work. somehow it is still standing after 4.5 years.
there have been times when i\'d take lisa\'s car on a monday, she\'d get in it on tuesday and almost yack.
but my worst case of gas ever came on the weekend of utica/moe.down 2005. i came dangerously close to being ejected from the van, and in case you don\'t know, those guys produce their fair share of gas. not sure who else remembers, but i\'m sure holly can attest. we were outside in upstate\'s big backyard playing frisbee, and i was instructed to go inside and try to go to the bathroom. it was that bad.
oh, and tuesday nights here are pretty bad too. basically 8-10 guys with gas playing poker. oof.
<-----^------- Being a woman = does not fart. Ever.
but my worst case of gas ever came on the weekend of utica/moe.down 2005. i came dangerously close to being ejected from the van, and in case you don\'t know, those guys produce their fair share of gas. not sure who else remembers, but i\'m sure holly can attest. we were outside in upstate\'s big backyard playing frisbee, and i was instructed to go inside and try to go to the bathroom. it was that bad.
:lol: maybe i just have a fuzzy memory, but i think that was on the rev hall>binghamton university run.. i just remember having to follow you in my turn to the bathroom at greg\'s mom\'s house and considering peeing in the backyard or waiting until we got back on the highway so that i wouldn\'t have to risk dealing with the deadly stench you left in the bathroom. i liked how people told you to try to go to the bathroom. i\'m pretty sure greg\'s mom asked you to go to the bathroom. dave, maybe if you didn\'t literally eat laxative-like food you wouldn\'t have this problem. or perhaps you just have some of the most
**** up volcanic anal gas of anyone i know. (you are worse than my dad and he used to ruin our family vacations with his gas). i would hate to think of what must happen to your
**** after eating chinese food or chili... i think you need to chill with this fiber one/protein shake
****. you are not popeye. oh and while you\'re at it, stop putting needles in your ass...
It was just yesterday when I could have sworn that an unholy portal was opened between my cheeks. The stench of sulfur was so strong I believed I was being possessed. The Beast himself was trying to enter our world thru my ass.
i let a real nice one go in church this morning. the priest had to order the clergy to light a few more incence. might go to hell for that one
I hate to say it Jon but I think you may have been damned prior to the fart.
edit to my previous post:
changing
to :sarcasm:
There have been many in this crowd that have heard, felt & smelled my glorious gas!