Author Topic: Have you ever farted a smell so bad.... (Read 4434 times)

FreeSpirit · « **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2007, 01:31:20 pm »

Best fart I\'ve ever seen = Camp Barefoot last summer - I still have a vivid picture of Adrian lighting his ass on fire... ignition>flames>fumes rotfl

FrankZappa · « **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2007, 01:32:48 pm »

Quote from: FreeSpirit;134173

edit to my previous post:

changing to :sarcasm:

There have been many in this crowd that have heard, felt & smelled my glorious gas!

felt? what, does your ass register on the richter scale or something?

"What the hell was that, felt like an earthquake!"
"Nah, Robyn had mexican for dinner."

leith · « **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2007, 01:43:43 pm »

Quote from: FrankZappa;134147

:fart: :yack2: what did you have for dinner there leith? I don\'t think I\'ve ever done that bad, but I\'ve had some winners in my time. Anyone here who denies ever farting is a liar.

I had some vegetarian mystery dish my friend\'s vegan girlfriend made. It was fairly tasty but holy god the after effects! Yeah I think I\'ll decline next time.

wildcoyote · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2007, 02:05:28 pm »

Quote from: davepeck;134149

i feel especially bad for my chair at work.

I my experience office chairs have a strange absorbing quality. They will decrease the fart\'s tendency to travel, but increase it\'s tendency to linger.
Also, if you get up, when you return and sit again, compressing the seat cushion will re-release the order.

FreeSpirit · « **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2007, 02:05:52 pm »

Quote from: FrankZappa;134176

felt? what, does your ass register on the richter scale or something?

"What the hell was that, felt like an earthquake!"
"Nah, Robyn had mexican for dinner."

Good vibrations... I\'d love to show ya sometime, paul! :lol:

FrankZappa · « **Reply #20 on:** February 11, 2007, 02:12:38 pm »

:no: :poopself:

DocEllis70 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2007, 02:24:48 pm »

Quote from: jocelyn;134162

I hate to say it Jon but I think you may have been damned prior to the fart.

thats right. i forgot about the ride home from Baltimore with Peck,Tmn8r,FrankZappa and TreyChica

freddiewaht · « **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2007, 02:34:11 pm »

i once stepped in wet slimy dogshit barefooted and hopped on 1 foot and washed the other one off in the toilet.

carry on..

Todd · « **Reply #23 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:09:25 pm »

I enjoy each and every one of my heavenly bodily made essences!!!

davepeck · « **Reply #24 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:15:09 pm »

Quote from: Mamalakabubadaya;134156

:lol: maybe i just have a fuzzy memory, but i think that was on the rev hall>binghamton university run.. i just remember having to follow you in my turn to the bathroom at greg\'s mom\'s house and considering peeing in the backyard or waiting until we got back on the highway so that i wouldn\'t have to risk dealing with the deadly stench you left in the bathroom. i liked how people told you to try to go to the bathroom. i\'m pretty sure greg\'s mom asked you to go to the bathroom. dave, maybe if you didn\'t literally eat laxative-like food you wouldn\'t have this problem. or perhaps you just have some of the most **** up volcanic anal gas of anyone i know. (you are worse than my dad and he used to ruin our family vacations with his gas). i would hate to think of what must happen to your **** after eating chinese food or chili... i think you need to chill with this fiber one/protein shake ****. you are not popeye. oh and while you\'re at it, stop putting needles in your ass...

ahh.. now that i think about it, you may be right.. cause i remember having the horrid gas when we were bowling at the student center..

and uhh... shut up.

jocelyn · « **Reply #25 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:23:37 pm »

I can\'t believe this thread is still alive.

Jon, I remember hearing tales from that ride.

davepeck · « **Reply #26 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:33:17 pm »

Quote from: jocelyn;134191

I can\'t believe this thread is still alive.

:hscratch:

it\'s not even 12 hours old... :confused:

Todd · « **Reply #27 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:36:07 pm »

Quote from: davepeck;134189

ahh.. now that i think about it, you may be right.. cause i remember having the horrid gas when we were bowling at the student center..

and uhh... shut up.

Ahhh yes, I remember now. That was pretty bad.

There was also that "episode" at Porter\'s that was pretty horrid! :lol:

leith · « **Reply #28 on:** February 11, 2007, 04:53:57 pm »

Quote from: Todd;134186

I enjoy each and every one of my heavenly bodily made essences!!!

So your answer to the thread\'s question is?
Because really I usually do not have a problem w/ my own odors but this one had me questioning just what the hell was coming out of me.
It drove Erika from my room, she went to hers and then this morning told me she could not get to sleep because the smell was lingering with her. Now that\'s bad!

Todd · « **Reply #29 on:** February 11, 2007, 05:04:37 pm »

Quote from: leith;134199

So your answer to the thread\'s question is?

Well, I thought it was self explanatory, but....
Your answer is no. My **** don\'t stink :rolleyes:

Quote from: leith;134199

It drove Erika from my room, she went to hers and then this morning told me she could not get to sleep because the smell was lingering with her. Now that\'s bad!

:yay: rotflrotfl