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Man\'s Toddler Son Wanders Into Strip Club

Mar 21, 10:01 PM (ET)

TULSA, Okla. (AP) - A Kansas man was arrested at a Tulsa strip club after police say his toddler son wandered from an unlocked car into the club over the weekend.

Christopher Greg Killion, 31, was arrested Saturday on a complaint of "encouraging a minor child to be in need of supervision." He posted $500 bond and was released from the Tulsa Jail.

The toddler told police that his father told him to stay in the car, and that if he left it, "monsters would eat him," reports indicate. :wah:

A manager at the club had called police to report that about 30 minutes after Killion entered the club, a 3- to 4-year-old boy came inside looking for his father.

Officers determined that the boy had been left alone in a car in the strip club\'s parking lot. The car was unlocked and parked about 20 feet from a four-lane street. It was raining and 45 degrees outside at the time, an officer noted in the police report.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20060322/D8GGBSAO0.html

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at least the kid has some sense!

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his father told him to stay in the car, and that if he left it, "monsters would eat him," reports indicate.
rotfl

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now THAT\'S good parenting.
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yeah the big titty monsters ate him
Everywhere there\'s lots of piggies, Living piggy lives. You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives, Clutching forks and knives To eat their bacon

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^^^^ what a horrible way to go.....
never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you

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^^^^ couldn\'t think of a better way to go man

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HA! i heard about this!
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hilarious.. that kid will forever associate monsters with titties and rock and roll.

not a bad band name either..
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash

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The toddler told police that his father told him to stay in the car, and that if he left it, "monsters would eat him," reports indicate. :wah:


did they look like this???




sorry, had to do it. :P
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oh boy....
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The toddler told police that his father told him to stay in the car, and that if he left it, "monsters would eat him," reports indicate. :wah:


did they look like this???




sorry, had to do it. :P


The pics of that girl make me laugh everytime
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Some people just shouldn\'t be allowed to have kids. Actually, probably most people....

On a lighter note, I **** love that girl.
**** in the MFA

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:that:
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Now here is when I should have posted this pic...(posted before, but relevant)......This is what the kid was walking around with trying to act like good ol\' dad.....
semi-NWS....

http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/4996/kidandblowup3pb.jpg
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