1) I\'m really pissed about the Olympics being held in China. The human rights abuses should be enough to make reasonable nations decide not to compete there. Did you know that in England, Olympic Team members have to sign a document that basically prevents them from making any statements about current events etc. in China? What a bunch of BS. No way would I sign anything that inhibits my free speech just so I could compete in a sport. Also, I am pretty pissed at all of the US riders (horseback riding) who are planning on competing, considering this year there have been several serious incidents of organized horse fighting for entertainment in China. Also, keep on dumping that sewage guys:
http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/06/30/asia/china.phpThe one funny thing to come out of this is the city-wide effort to eliminate signs such as:


2) There are two humungous flies loose in my house. One landed on my big toe a little bit ago. Pretty unpleasant.
3) Who was that guy Smith who pitched tonight?
4) Nancy Pelosi and the Fairness Doctrine suck.
Edit: Oops, that\'s 4 things. I forget what number 5 was. Well, this works:
5) Shelf VT Song.