GROUP FREESTYLE FLOW!!!

• GROUP FREESTYLE FLOW!!!
  Posted by Wolfman on 11 Jul, 2003 16:51
• It\'s the ongoing group freestlye!  Contribute some rhymes!  Here we go!
  
  When I eat jelly, I like it with PB
  But the Breakfast is the only PB for me
  I go to shows and I get real high
  On the music that is so superfly
  Phaddy Phat Phaddy
  Pass the Boom Batty
  Antonio\'s has pizza with Peppermint             Patties
  So who\'s your daddy?
  It\'s the Wolfman!
  No go and drop a rhyme as phatty as you can!
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• #1 Reply
  Posted by DocEllis70 on 12 Jul, 2003 02:47
• Well Wolf, that was sweet, I really must say.
  you got a lot of balls puttin your rhymes on display...
  But I really must ask, when you started this thread, is it really a freestyle that flowed from your head?
  Did you think long and hard over the rhymes that you write? tryin to make it flow, stayin up all night....
  Now I\'m movin on, gonna check out \'Score\' to try and hook up with some PB while thoes suckas on tour. Piece, Aruny
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• #2 Reply
  Posted by Wolfman on 13 Jul, 2003 13:03
• If you doubt my skills then you\'re stylez are looney
  Or maybe your name is Johnny Arooney
  I drop my rhymes as fast as I can type
  No need to advertise, ixnay the hype
  But if you want to spend some time with your rhymes that\'s great
  For the forum lets you alter your rhyming fate
  Cause it\'s not the same come freestlye night
  That\'s tonight
  Cause on stage we see who really does it right
  No need to fight
  Northampton\'s full of dykes
  Now would a viewer please step up and pick up this mic...
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• #3 Reply
  Posted by davepeck on 04 Sep, 2003 13:48
• look what i just found and brought back from the dead
  not JFK, but instead, it\'s wolfman\'s favorite thread
  but seriously, i don\'t know what the hell i\'m thinkin\'
  cause for me to bust rhymes, i gotta do some heavy drinkin\'
  so this one\'s gonna be short, like that girl we know, jule
  winter\'s commin\', new england, time to close them swimmin\' pools
  there it is and it all started on the day that i was born
  but i won\'t die a happy man until Britney does ****!!
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• #4 Reply
  Posted by melanie on 04 Sep, 2003 15:31
• here goes my 1st time tryin\' a rhyme
  \'tween chasing the lil, one takes up all my time
  while lookin for info on a festival show
  i stumble upon this category called freeflow
  and i read on in amazement
  at the talent and entertainment
  of these boys i know but couldn\'t\'ve guessed
  at this they were just the best
  no doubt can\'t compete wid dat
  uh-oh, to the floor the baby goes splat
  but read on and you will find
  dave loves the lesbian kind
  and todd- college freshman? you dirty old man!
  are there any other females in this here message board-land?!
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• #5 Reply
  Posted by ladyrollaway on 05 Sep, 2003 15:54
• You called for a female, well HERE she is!
  I\'ll try to make my first post sizzle & fizz...
  All I gots ta say is PB hits the spot
  And that Madonna/Britney thread is super freakin\' HOTTT!!!
  My name is Lori, and I\'m not a D.J.
  I\'m just a tall blonde up in Northern V.A.
  PB gets me psyched whenever they\'re around.
  I like to shake it & shout it & howl like a hound...
  Now c\'mon everybody, let\'s get down!
  And spread that funky music all over town!!!
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• #6 Reply
  Posted by Wolfman on 05 Sep, 2003 17:17
• Wherever I am it\'s the opposite of Hades
  \'Cause everywhere around me there are freestylin\' ladies!
  These honies ain\'t playin\', but they\'ve come to play
  Mad props to Melanie and my ladyrollaway
  And before I get crazy and really catch wreck
  I gotta thank the thriving of this thread to thoughtful Dave Pec
  And now I\'m set
  Blast the cap, here we go
  It\'s time to inform you like my name was Snow
  Underage twins all the time gets corny
  Madonna\'s old, Britney\'s fat, and Pec is pretty ****
  Those chicks are like Windows three-one: they\'re full of glitches
  **** everything about those fake-ass ****
  I keep it real...I like my women in the flesh
  With pixels and ink it\'s kinda hard to mesh
  Which is why I gotta meet with mellie mel and rollaway
  These be the ladies I want steppin\' my way
  All night we can play
  And like wolves and hounds we\'ll howl
  I\'m bound to get you wet like the opposite of towel
  Knick knack patty-whack, throw the wolf a bone
  Now somebody pick up this cyber microphone
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• #7 Reply
  Posted by davepeck on 05 Sep, 2003 18:37
• holy **** no, no he didn\'t, matt, put down the knife
  i mean wolfman had no clue that melanie was your wife
  he thought that he was hittin on some fly ass single rapper
  but when he reads this he\'s gonna hafta hit the crapper
  and take his foot out his mouth \'for he swallows his boot
  i\'m screamin\' good god almighty like nappy roots
  i can\'t believe i\'m flowin\' now, is it me who\'s really typin\'?
  next time wolf sees mr. vallo, he\'s gonna think it\'s mr. tyson
  nah, i\'m just playin\' wolf, keep on goin\'
  no one can really blame you just for not knowin\'
  maybe ladyrollaway isn\'t married with children
  but if she is, i don\'t want you to jump off a buildin\'
  just keep your flow on here, cause mine is dryin\' up
  like that guy named Forbin and his fleet hound McGrupp
  right now i\'m gonna quit while i\'m still ahead
  don\'t take it to the bank, you can take that one to bed.
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• #8 Reply
  Posted by Wolfman on 08 Sep, 2003 10:17
• Yo Pec!
  That rhyme was phatty fresh
  But there\'s one thing you got wrong
  Mellie Mel is Matty\'s wife
  Yeah, I knew it all along!
  But I\'m sick of the ladies being cold like ice
  Last Friday night I got dumped
  \'Cause I was being too nice
  Yup, that\'s why she did it
  And now I\'m thinking twice
  How everything that\'s wrong about me
  S\'everything that\'s right
  I need to step back
  And learn the lesson that I took in:
  
  THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR DATING GIRLS FROM BROOKLYN
  THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR DATING GIRLS FROM BROOKLYN
  THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR DATING GIRLS FROM BROOKLYN...
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• #9 Reply
  Posted by Wolfman on 03 Oct, 2003 22:41
• So the **** from Brooklyn just called me back
  A month after she dumped me, man that **** is whack
  Her mind is weak and her styles are poor
  But for the Wolfman they always come back begging for more
  So I had to shoot her down
  Treated her like a dog
  Is it just me or is this thread becoming my blog?
  The bandwith hog
  Didn\'t want a piece of her
  \'Cause when it comes to what she wants
  She really isn\'t sure
  Don\'t raise your hand
  You\'re dealing with a real man
  You\'re not ready for me
  But that\'s a thing I understand
  You don\'t listen to PB
  So your taste is pretty bland
  Now who\'s your band?
  You say it\'s Radiohead
  Well you listen to the radio
  But need to give some head
  So here\'s some advice for you to think about in bed
  Don\'t call me up until you get some class
  You say I\'m way too nice...I\'ll go Buquebus on your ass
  Back to Blaubladan is where you\'ll be
  Arfing with Echidna in the light you\'ll never see
  I used to be nice to you previously
  But I made some assumptions, that\'s an ass of you and me
  I love PB
  And that\'s my final answer
  Your twistedness is filling me with evil like a cancer
  This post is getting long
  And I don\'t care who reads it
  Cause everyone in this forum has PB blood and bleeds it
  I\'m cutting this off, and getting back to my studies
  This one\'s dedicated to my Staven buddies
  
  
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