When are all these fake done-up
**** going to shut up and get off my TV? If it weren\'t for Depalma\'s beauty school cranking out people who are better with makeup than anyone ever should be, then these hoes would be nothing but the mid-grade skanks that they are. Give me the girl next to me in my class, in her everyday sexy clothes, real hair, real fingernails, real face, real body, real personality, true beauty. The one who gets naughty right in front of you because she\'s crazy and wants to please you, rather than the one who has to do it because she\'s gotta eat. I am not at all interested in these cartoon character celebrities. :hump: AMATEURS RULE!! :hump:
Let me guess. U got video equipment huh wolfman ? LOL
I do agree amateurs rule :awwyeah:
Originally posted by Wolfman
I\'d throw Britney out of bed.
:rolleyes::no::lol::stupid:
Originally posted by Wolfman
:hump: AMATEURS RULE!! :hump:
As a former video store employee, let me be the first to say that AMATEURS DON\'T RULE! There is a porno company "Homegrown Video", that releases real amateur videos, and the boxes usually contained an ugly (sometimes rather large) woman and a hairy guy. Now I\'m not one to judge on appearance (if I was, I would call you all dirty hippies and never talk to you again
) but when it comes to porno, it should really be limited to good looking people.
Just as a footnote, I was going to put a disclaimer that this post talks about adult videos and may be offensive, but then I realized who I was talking to... I love you guys.
yeah, most amateur pr0n is suckekekekeke...
gotta leave it to the pros!
Originally posted by Drew_Kingsley
the boxes usually contained an ugly (sometimes rather large) woman and a hairy guy... when it comes to porno, it should really be limited to good looking people.
OK, addendum,
HOT AMATEURS RULE! Obviously I\'m not into watching Rosanne and John Goodman get it on.
And as far as Shitney goes...Dave is right. I didn\'t throw her out of bed. I kept her in bed, tied her up, spank her for an hour and made her say "Hit me Wolfy one more time" bewtween each spank, rode the Hershey Highway in a doggiemobile, came on her face, THEN threw her out of bed.
HEY TIMBERLAKE! (I know you\'re lurking on this board.) It\'s all true! And your sorry ass never got past holding hands for the paparazzi!
Hey everyone. Justin here. I\'m not supposed to make unapproved public appearances, but this Wolfman kid is dead. My PR agent is gonna kill me, but not before I kill Wolfman. Wolfman, check your PM\'s for the rumble location. Your ass is mine. Lance knows jujitsu. QUIT PLAYING GAMES WITH MY HEART MOTHERFUCKER!!!
-JT
P.S. I\'m a huge PB fan.
LMAO!!! Lets see who you really are. HAHAHHA
Edit: Nice Try Wolfman
The host name is: pvta-101.dhcp.umass.edu
Now who is the joke on!!!
Who brought the frickin detective?
What a buzzkiller!
Love you Gray! You can play with Shitney now.
"Shitney!"
"Woof!"
"Go play with Uncle Gray"
"Pant pant" *suck suck*
I am the Police, you can\'t hide!!!
hehehehehe
Originally posted by Wolfman
AMATEURS RULE!!
A guy who finally makes some sense! I am glad you can see past the phoniness of hollywood celebrities....I could look like britney too with breast implants, my own hairstylist, make up artist, person to wipe my tuckus, etc. etc. etc....
There is beauty in the girl next door. I see beautiful women everyday, that are more extradordinary than any britney or christina. THo, I still need to add, that was a very fine event. But soooo staged. I think it would have been hotter had it been spontaneous. And BTW, amateurs do rule......