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One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children\'s listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

Bands to watch out for:

  • The Spores (endorse suicide)
  • Scissor Sisters
  • Rufus Wainwright
  • Merzbau
  • Ravi Shankar
  • Wilco
  • Bjork
  • Tech N9ne
  • Ghostface Killah
  • Bobby Conn
  • Morton Subotnik
  • Cole Porter
  • The String Cheese Incident
  • Eagles of Death Metal
  • Polyphonic Spree
  • The Faint
  • Interpol
  • Tegan and Sara
  • Erasure
  • The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
  • Le Tigre
  • Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
  • The Gossip
  • The Magnetic Fields
  • The Doors
  • Phish
  • Queen
  • The Strokes
  • Sufjan Stevens
  • Morrissey(?questionable?)
  • The Pet Shop Boys
  • Metallica
  • Judas Priest
  • The Village People
  • The Secret Handshake
  • The Rolling Stones
  • David Bowie
  • Frankie Goes to Hollywood
  • Man or Astroman
  • Richard Cheese
  • Jay-Z
  • Depeche Mode
  • Kansas
  • Ani DiFranco
  • Fischerspooner
  • John Mayer
  • George Michael (texan)
  • Angel Eyes
  • The Indigo Girls
  • Velvet Underground
  • Madonna
  • Elton John
  • Barry Manilow
  • Indigo Girls
  • Melissa Etheridge
  • Eminmen
  • Nirvana
  • Boy George
  • The Killers
  • Lou Reed
  • Lil\' Wayne
  • Motorhead
  • Jill Sobule
  • Wilson Phillips
  • DMX
  • Lisa Loeb
  • Ted Nugent (loincloth)
  • Dogstar
  • Thirty Seconds to Mars
  • Lil\' Kim
  • kd lang
  • Frank Sinatra
  • Hinder
  • Nickleback
  • Justus Kohncke
  • Bob Mould
  • Clay Aiken
  • Arcade Fire
  • Bright Eyes
  • Corinne Bailey Rae
  • Audioslave
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Panic at the Disco
  • Elton John(really gay)
by that list, it looks like i may be in trouble. i\'ll have to start listening to some of their safe bands to i don\'t accidentally catch teh gay..
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Guess he hasn\'t heard of Fuzebox yet, someday we\'ll get the credit we deserve...someday...
« Last Edit: January 30, 2007, 08:18:25 am by Powerslave »
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We know that it can be difficult to differentiate what is good or bad for your child. With that in mind Love God\'s Way has created this powerful tool to let you see some bands and entertainment that is safe for your children.


Safe Music:



The Right Brothers (Loves Ann Coulter!)
Dresden Dolls
UnderOath
Cyndi Lauper (what about she-bop? :P)
Falling Up
Flyleaf
THE TURNING
Disciple
P.O.D
Evanescence
By The Tree
Scott Reed
Michael W. Smith
Jars of Clay
DC Talk
Danielson

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"Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. We can only record its moods, and chronicle their return. With us time itself does not progress. It revolves. It seems to circle round one centre of pain."
--Oscar Wilde (reformed homosexual)

REFORMED Homosexual?????
OK, P.O.D., Jars of Clay and D.C. Talk I\'ve heard of and they are all christian rock. Wait; why isn\'t Creed on this list? :P

:wtf2:
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"i heard that after he crossed the finish line he proceeded to wrestle down and pin a full sized grizzly bear"- ds673488

"if i listened to the distance on repeat, i\'d be wearing yellow jerseys like a motherfucker" - zuke
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I guess this is a fake site, if you want some real christian gay bashing check out
Westboro Baptist Church Home Page
Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, KS. God hates fags and all proud sinners (Psalm 5:5). Repent or perish (Luke 13:3). Believe on the Lord Jesus for remission of sins (Acts 10:43, 16:31).
godhatesfags.com
, spread the love
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:hscratch: :wtf2: :tool: :fucktard:
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.
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so i am definitely really gay and have aids....

this kind of website goes along with reason #267 why i am glad that i\'m not a scary religious freak.
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If you were a  scary religous freak, we would have banned your preaching ass loooonnngggg ago!!!!
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.
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Quote from: davepeck;132875
uhhhh....

http://lovegodsway.org/GayBands

One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their children\'s listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3 piracy.

Bands to watch out for:

  • Molten Iceberg
       
  • Tea Leaf Green
       
  • The Spores (endorse suicide)
  • Scissor Sisters
  • Rufus Wainwright
  • Merzbau
  • Ravi Shankar
  • Wilco
  • Bjork
  • Tech N9ne
  • Ghostface Killah
  • Bobby Conn
  • Morton Subotnik
  • Cole Porter
  • The String Cheese Incident
  • Eagles of Death Metal
  • Polyphonic Spree
  • The Faint
  • Interpol
  • Tegan and Sara
  • Erasure
  • The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
  • Le Tigre
  • Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
  • The Gossip
  • The Magnetic Fields
  • The Doors
  • Phish
  • Queen
  • The Strokes
  • Sufjan Stevens
  • Morrissey(?questionable?)
  • The Pet Shop Boys
  • Metallica
  • Judas Priest
  • The Village People
  • The Secret Handshake
  • The Rolling Stones
  • David Bowie
  • Frankie Goes to Hollywood
  • Man or Astroman
  • Richard Cheese
  • Jay-Z
  • Depeche Mode
  • Kansas
  • Ani DiFranco
  • Fischerspooner
  • John Mayer
  • George Michael (texan)
  • Angel Eyes
  • The Indigo Girls
  • Velvet Underground
  • Madonna
  • Elton John
  • Barry Manilow
  • Indigo Girls
  • Melissa Etheridge
  • Eminmen
  • Nirvana
  • Boy George
  • The Killers
  • Lou Reed
  • Lil\' Wayne
  • Motorhead
  • Jill Sobule
  • Wilson Phillips
  • DMX
  • Lisa Loeb
  • Ted Nugent (loincloth)
  • Dogstar
  • Thirty Seconds to Mars
  • Lil\' Kim
  • kd lang
  • Frank Sinatra
  • Hinder
  • Nickleback
  • Justus Kohncke
  • Bob Mould
  • Clay Aiken
  • Arcade Fire
  • Bright Eyes
  • Corinne Bailey Rae
  • Audioslave
  • Red Hot Chili Peppers
  • Panic at the Disco
  • Elton John(really gay)
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Wow, guess i\'m gay.
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This thread is gay!!!
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.
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Does having sex with other men make you gay?  ...I\'m not asking for me, it\'s, uhhh, for a friend.
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Go see your Breakfast, there are starving Leiths in California
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:wah:
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Quote from: Drew_Kingsley;132926
Does having sex with other men make you gay?  ...I\'m not asking for me, it\'s, uhhh, for a friend.

hahahaha....that got my first official laugh of the day......12:35 pm.....
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Quote from: Drew_Kingsley;132926
Does having sex with other men make you gay?  ...I\'m not asking for me, it\'s, uhhh, for a friend.

I saw a pretty good joke on comedy central a while ago:

Comedian: All people are gay. You\'re gay, I\'m gay
homophobe: I\'m not gay!
Comedian: Well, you watch **** don\'t you?
homophobe: Oh hell yea, I love ****, but I\'m looking at the LADIES. Watching **** does not make you gay.
Comedian: Well, do you like the porns where the guy is fat and has a small ****, or do you like the ones with the really in shape guys who are packing?
homophobe: No man, I like the ones with the big guys who are really in shape and- hey!!
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"i heard that after he crossed the finish line he proceeded to wrestle down and pin a full sized grizzly bear"- ds673488

"if i listened to the distance on repeat, i\'d be wearing yellow jerseys like a motherfucker" - zuke
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i have actually got rid of all my CD/mp3s of these bands, i don\'t want to turn GAY! ahhh!
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