resume? what the hell is one of those? My work experience consists of Forbes Premium Fuel for the last 5+ years (for those of you who don\'t know that\'s the gas station across the street from Fireside), some Blockbuster Video, a lil McD\'s, and a \'Lab Apprentice\' at the school\'s computer lab ($6.15 an hour to do my homework and bullshit with you folks, I\'ll take it) I\'ll have my advisor help me out on that. What do you do there? And what kinda internships do they usually offer? I don\'t wanna be a coffee
****. I want a shot of being the intern stats guy on PTI, that\'d be great, seeing a shaggy/long haired fellow on PTI. I\'m still pissed I miss my shot at auditioning for that Next Sportcenter anchor show, whatever it is called. I don\'t think my school experience would go over well either :\\ I\'m only a sophomore at 22

Hell, now that I think it, I have no chance!