This Just Makes Me Sick To My Stomach

[Stephengencs]

my hostility is coming from JJarnow thinking he is bigger than the scene that made him what he is today.......

[SlimPickens]

You two ass clowns have railroaded this thread.  Why don\'t you take it to a private room.

Now about the utter lack of respect shown in that JB review.  Let\'s face it, the writing is on the wall, it\'s in the cards and the chicken bones have been tossed and analyzed.  This band needs to take immediate action.

Disband the band, change their names and appearances and reform as the ultimate cliché jamband.  Their beautiful artistic vision is taking them no where.

Step 1:

Ronnie should gain 50 lbs., grow his hair into a tangled birds nest and start going by the name Robert Dossier.

Tim should return to that ex-con look he had going back in \'01.  Shaved head, prison issued glasses, tie dye t.  He should only answer to Vikki.

Animal... well, we all know that Animal is perfect.  However, despite this obvious fact, he should change his name to Moonbrah.

Step 2:

They will reform as Wilford Brimley\'s American Liberty.

Step 3:

They will abandon all devastating rock music in favor of rehashed, mindless, build and release jams.

Step 4:

They will incorporate goofy crowd interaction fun time into their shows.  Maybe hire a midget gimp that they can throw into the audience and do a gimp jam.

We\'re through the looking glass here folks.

This has been your Wilford Brimley message.

[Stephengencs]

You two ass clowns have railroaded this thread.  Why don\'t you take it to a private room.

Now about the utter lack of respect shown in that JB review.  Let\'s face it, the writing is on the wall, it\'s in the cards and the chicken bones have been tossed and analyzed.  This band needs to take immediate action.

Disband the band, change their names and appearances and reform as the ultimate cliché jamband.  Their beautiful artistic vision is taking them no where.

Step 1:

Ronnie should gain 50 lbs., grow his hair into a tangled birds nest and start going by the name Robert Dossier.

Tim should return to that ex-con look he had going back in \'01.  Shaved head, prison issued glasses, tie dye t.  He should only answer to Vikki.

Animal... well, we all know that Animal is perfect.  However, despite this obvious fact, he should change his name to Moonbrah.

Step 2:

They will reform as Wilford Brimley\'s American Liberty.

Step 3:

They will abandon all devastating rock music in favor of rehashed, mindless, build and release jams.

Step 4:

They will incorporate goofy crowd interaction fun time into their shows.  Maybe hire a midget gimp that they can throw into the audience and do a gimp jam.

We\'re through the looking glass here folks.

This has been your Wilford Brimley message.

lol  :rotfl:  lol  :rotfl:  lol  lol  lol  lol  :rotfl:  lol  :rotfl:  lol

So who\'s hittin up Vikki Tour tonight at Richters?

Great post and concept Mr. Chagnon.....

[Overexjoesure]

my hostility is coming from JJarnow thinking he is bigger than the scene that made him what he is today.......

I doubt he thinks he\'s bigger. Jesse is a very humble person. I think his tastes has evolved, which is the ideal situation for anyone who is a hint passionate and sincere about music.  He\'s a freelance writer, he has to pay the bills, so he sticks with jambands.com/Relix.
Like I said before, if you want to be pissed off, be pissed off at Dean Budnick.

[Stephengencs]

You two ass clowns have railroaded this thread.  Why don\'t you take it to a private room.

Now about the utter lack of respect shown in that JB review.  Let\'s face it, the writing is on the wall, it\'s in the cards and the chicken bones have been tossed and analyzed.  This band needs to take immediate action.

Disband the band, change their names and appearances and reform as the ultimate cliché jamband.  Their beautiful artistic vision is taking them no where.

Step 1:

Ronnie should gain 50 lbs., grow his hair into a tangled birds nest and start going by the name Robert Dossier.

Tim should return to that ex-con look he had going back in \'01.  Shaved head, prison issued glasses, tie dye t.  He should only answer to Vikki.

Animal... well, we all know that Animal is perfect.  However, despite this obvious fact, he should change his name to Moonbrah.

Step 2:

They will reform as Wilford Brimley\'s American Liberty.

Step 3:

They will abandon all devastating rock music in favor of rehashed, mindless, build and release jams.

Step 4:

They will incorporate goofy crowd interaction fun time into their shows.  Maybe hire a midget gimp that they can throw into the audience and do a gimp jam.

We\'re through the looking glass here folks.

This has been your Wilford Brimley message.

SO FUNNY I HAD TO QUOTE IT AGAIN.....

Joe, dispite our differences of opinions over time, I like you and respect your knowledge and opinon, however, you should get your lips off the dick and ass of these fucks who refuse to recognize the tallent and power of The Breakfast.....

PS. you forgot to add that Greg Ellis should start calling himself GE9

[SlimPickens]

PS. you forgot to add that Greg Ellis should start calling himself GE9

fair enough brah!!

[Spacey]

excellent post Slimpickens, I like the name Wilford Brimley\'s American Liberty, moonbrah.

[Stephengencs]

PS. there is gonna be a Full Moonbrah tonight > tomorrow

[Spacey]

PS. there is gonna be a Full Moonbrah tonight > tomorrow

super!

it\'ll only be 98% tonight

[Overexjoesure]

Like I said Steve, Dean Budnick.  He IS the bottom line. Other people to bitch about: Benj Eisen, Mike Greenhaus, Aeve Baldwin, and the lack of a general fanbase that refuses to make this band a buzz word.

[FreeSpirit]

Like I said Steve, Dean Budnick.  He IS the bottom line. Other people to bitch about: Benj Eisen, Mike Greenhaus, Aeve Baldwin, and the lack of a general fanbase that refuses to make this band a buzz word.

:deadhorse:


rotfl & Shagadelic, I\'m buying you a shot tonight for that post! Lmfao!!!

[Wolfman]

You two ass clowns have railroaded this thread.  Why don\'t you take it to a private room.

Now about the utter lack of respect shown in that JB review.  Let\'s face it, the writing is on the wall, it\'s in the cards and the chicken bones have been tossed and analyzed.  This band needs to take immediate action.

Disband the band, change their names and appearances and reform as the ultimate cliché jamband.  Their beautiful artistic vision is taking them no where.

Step 1:

Ronnie should gain 50 lbs., grow his hair into a tangled birds nest and start going by the name Robert Dossier.

Tim should return to that ex-con look he had going back in \'01.  Shaved head, prison issued glasses, tie dye t.  He should only answer to Vikki.

Animal... well, we all know that Animal is perfect.  However, despite this obvious fact, he should change his name to Moonbrah.

Step 2:

They will reform as Wilford Brimley\'s American Liberty.

Step 3:

They will abandon all devastating rock music in favor of rehashed, mindless, build and release jams.

Step 4:

They will incorporate goofy crowd interaction fun time into their shows.  Maybe hire a midget gimp that they can throw into the audience and do a gimp jam.

We\'re through the looking glass here folks.

This has been your Wilford Brimley message.

Crap!  SlimPickens usurps my "Leith-becomes-a-mod" post (http://thebreakfast.info/forum/showpost.php?p=146592&postcount=33) for Post Of The Month honors with 1 day to spare.  Nicely done Slimpickens!

As for the whole deal, the anger for me is potent but not sparked by shock.  It always makes me really mad when stuff like this happens and I already wrote to jambands.com.  However, none of this shit shocks me at all anymore, just seen too much of it.  I\'m sorry if this is news to anyone, but when you signed up for ser Breakfast fandom, this is part of what you signed up for.  It\'s like marrying a girl who\'s great in pretty much every way but she happens to go through manic depressive spells a couple of times a year and there\'s nothing you can do about it.  You just gotta navigate through the rough spots and what\'s left after that is pretty much all awesome all the time.

[Spacey]

well put Wolfy!

excellent post by chag, definitely my favorite of the week

[jking]

slim pickens wins best post of the year award, EASILY!!!

[OMC]

WormTown=not fans of the breakfast

As for Gadiel.... Yeah, I can see that. TLG wouldn\'t be where they are today without this man\'s undying love.

Wrong.

To sum this whole thread up in a nut shell.

When is the last time anyone from management, band or community took someone from Jambands out for dinner and drinks?

Answer that question and you will have your answer to why no love.