Tim Couch, Courtney Brown, Gerard Warren, William Green, Jeff Faine, Kellen Winslow Jr., Braylon Edwards, Kamerion Wimbley.
Who are these people? Well, in some ways they\'re members of the NFL\'s witness relocation program, but in reality, they\'re the Cleveland Browns first-round draft picks since the shit helmets returned to the league in 1999. Ok, so the latter three still have a shot to be good, but overall, this franchise has lived up to its name in terms of who they\'ve drafted, especially considering all the great players they passed on when making these picks (McNabb, Urlacher, Tomlinson).
So, as a fan of one of the league\'s most inept franchises that\'s always picking early, I feel obligated to share my feelings on the Cleveland Browns third overall pick this year. Well, Peterson is likely out since they signed Jamal Lewis. Definitely do not want Quinn and I\'m sure Russell, who I\'m not exactly that big on, will be gone. Consequently, these are my top five preferences regarding the Browns pick.
1. Calvin Johnson
2. Calvin Johnson
3. Calvin Johnson
4. Calvin Johnson
5. Calvin Johnson
And who wouldn\'t want him on their team? I mean, the Raiders and Lions both desperately need quarterbacks and so I wouldn\'t be surprised if Johnson is there for Cleveland. And I certainly won\'t be surprised if Johnson breaks his tibia on the first day of Browns\' mini-camp.
Meanwhile, how about Romeo and company giving ol\' David Carr a call. The guy\'s never had any weapons to work with so I don\'t think we\'ve seen how good he could possibly be. And if he fails, you can just add him to the "heap," so to speak, of first-rounders that failed with the Browns.
5-11 here we come!