Uhhh Joe, looks like the drugs are wearing off again...I hope you took some more before that interview.
Interviewer: So Mr. Boncek, why do you want to work here?
Joe: Walking through the dark and unseasonably warm streets of Burlington last night I indulged myself in the company\'s annual report. I just can\'t deny myself the joy I get out of this company. Sure I\'ve moved on in my career and I don\'t exactly agree with the direction you\'re going, but I still think this company has something REALLY special. It\'s like you\'re able to tap into this lost 70\'s energy that gives you a somewhat antiquated business strategy, of course this is meant as a compliment. I\'ve tried to denounce this company multiple times for a pleorethra of reasons, many personal, others unfounded and irrational. but in the end I can\'t deny that this company gives me multiple euphoric peak experiences, nor can I deny that the 401(K) plan and employee discount has turned into comfort food for my psyche whenever I get depressed. I truly hope things change for this company on a professional level. I personally want to see you succeed and be able to sell more and more product of semi recent caliber (I won\'t lie, I think the new Widgetizer 2000 and the new Widget Deluxe are possibly the two worst/generic products you have). I meant for this interview to be longer but I have to go to a rock concert....
Interviewer: Thanks, Joe. Don\'t call us, we\'ll call you.