as official merch table dismantler, i\'m gonna have to say Moxie Epoxy made no appearance on the table (so fuck anyone that skeezed one). look guys i may not be as "ser" as most of you guys, but i\'m no noob. if me and taintly mcgafferson (peaches) along with the temporarily financially wounded sallyalli and papa gfunk can (barely) make it to a venue an hour away from the band\'s hometown, don\'t you think some of you guys (cough cough) could\'ve made it out?
:crowd hisses:
I mean, it was a saturday night. how can you affect the setlist?
:gets jumped outside of Richter\'s:
thats dick