On the heels of the wildly successful Logo-Parody Bonanza, we bring you another delicious creativity contest. Ladies, gentlemen, and Blubladanians, introducing...
THE BREAKFAST HAIKU BONANZA![/COLOR]
That\'s right, time to release your inner poet and get those Breakfast Haikus going! It\'s cool because anyone can do this, you don\'t need a fancy graphics program this time! Let\'s run this for two weeks, through 6/17/06.
The prize for this contest is a ticket to the Breakfast show of your choice anytime in 2006![/COLOR](No festies.)
A Haiku is a 3-line poem. The first and third line must have 5 syllables and the second line has 7 syllables. That\'s it. Nice and simple!
Here\'s three to get us started:
Fingers flying fast
Fretboard doesn\'t have a chance
Timmy Tour Fo Life!
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I like to eat Za
It sounds as good as it tastes
Take it off the shelf
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Rufus breaks my balls
But not like Staven Guineas
Those guys are brutal
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OK, your turn! Ready, set, HAIKU!