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Wolfman

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New Contest! The Breakfast Haiku Bonanza!
« on: June 03, 2006, 05:26:49 pm »
On the heels of the wildly successful Logo-Parody Bonanza, we bring you another delicious creativity contest.  Ladies, gentlemen, and Blubladanians, introducing...

THE BREAKFAST HAIKU BONANZA!
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That\'s right, time to release your inner poet and get those Breakfast Haikus going!  It\'s cool because anyone can do this, you don\'t need a fancy graphics program this time!  Let\'s run this for two weeks, through 6/17/06.    

The prize for this contest is a ticket to the Breakfast show of your choice anytime in 2006![/COLOR](No festies.)

A Haiku is a 3-line poem.  The first and third line must have 5 syllables and the second line has 7 syllables.  That\'s it.  Nice and simple!

Here\'s three to get us started:

Fingers flying fast
Fretboard doesn\'t have a chance
Timmy Tour Fo Life!

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I like to eat Za
It sounds as good as it tastes
Take it off the shelf

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Rufus breaks my balls
But not like Staven Guineas
Those guys are brutal

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OK, your turn!  Ready, set, HAIKU!
« Last Edit: June 03, 2006, 05:29:39 pm by Wolfman »

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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2006, 10:58:24 pm »
Yay!  This sounds like fun.  I\'ll have to think about it for awhile, and it will give me something to do at work when I am bored :spin:

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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2006, 02:05:31 pm »
Another contest?

This one, I think I can win

But I hate haikus!
« Last Edit: June 04, 2006, 02:09:15 pm by ChrisPitch »

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« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2006, 07:44:07 am »
a few quick ones, not very good:

breakfast dot info
has all of your breakfast news
it\'s superfly phaddy fat

phaddy boom baddy
baseball bat - not too skinny
no, it\'s always fat

wolf says he counts notes
but I think he\'s full of shit
if not he\'s a dork.

Gladys pimps with me
and my home is blubladan
I am buquebus

tobacco road fun!
no sleeping, only drinking
hells kitchen, new york.
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« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2006, 10:11:02 am »
Happy New Haven
The Breakfast back at Toad\'s Place
It\'s about damn time


The old songs are good
The new songs are much better
New album coming
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I transcend race, hombre.

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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2006, 10:46:20 am »
So Very Tired
Strong Coffee Not Working Well
It is all Tim\'s Fault
"You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God...."

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Wolfman

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« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2006, 11:34:19 pm »
Buhler?

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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2006, 12:04:05 am »
Quote from: Wolfman
Buehler?

Too much hotey ragin\' & halfyard sluggin\' ??
« Last Edit: June 13, 2006, 12:12:21 am by alexanderzurflu »
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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2006, 12:53:13 am »
Breakast disc in car
Makes my jeep go way too fast
Damn, I see radar
« Last Edit: June 14, 2006, 12:51:32 am by wstielau »

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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2006, 03:44:17 am »
The Breakfast The American Scene
But Will I Ever get to See\'em
Afraid Only in My Dreams
Today is only Yesterdays Tomorrow[/I][/B]

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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2006, 09:13:25 am »
haiku=5 7 5 right?
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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2006, 12:05:47 pm »
Quote from: Wolfman
A Haiku is a 3-line poem.  The first and third line must have 5 syllables and the second line has 7 syllables.

syllables, not words.
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2006, 12:10:16 pm »
Wow, yeah, didn\'t even do a word count on those. Good observation Todd.
Shame on me for not looking back in the thread.
I was correct though.
wildcoyote=haiku nazi
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2006, 01:09:13 am »
Breakfast in SoCal
Perhaps again this autumn
Plane tickets for now

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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2006, 01:46:33 am »
Love Lake was better
Without cliché blues ending
Bring back "not a dream"
Go see your Breakfast, there are starving Leiths in California