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derickw

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« Reply #60 on: January 08, 2009, 12:23:52 pm »
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Lindsey Lohen


you America!



with your sniveling and whining..... no bombs dropping on your heads......
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« Reply #61 on: January 08, 2009, 03:10:38 pm »
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And everyone who hates on smokers.


I don\'t hate smokers, however I do hate 2nd hand smoke and that stale smoke smell that comes with smokers clothes and whatnot. :wacko:
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« Reply #62 on: January 08, 2009, 03:30:14 pm »
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Do I now have to write her a letter of apology? What is the protocol here?


Yes.  Actually I\'ll write it for you:

Dear Fucking Hag Bitch,

Get a fucking life you dumb waste of oxygen.

Eat an infected D

Sincerely,

Drew "Rusty Knees" Kingsley
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« Reply #63 on: January 08, 2009, 04:45:42 pm »
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I got a full-page memo from a senior associate athletic director on official letterhead because of a small typographical error in our most recent women\'s basketball game program. Mind you, this is from a co-worker (a superior, more accurately) who has my cell number, desk phone number, home phone number and e-mail address. Her office is three doors down from mine and I know her personally.

Had she come to talk to me, I would have taken the blame (though it was actually the printer\'s error) and apologized. Do I now have to write her a letter of apology? What is the protocol here?


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« Reply #64 on: January 08, 2009, 04:46:21 pm »
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I got a full-page memo from a senior associate athletic director on official letterhead because of a small typographical error in our most recent women\'s basketball game program.


I seriously feel your pain. I do.  It\'s like people have no common sense.  Typos are mistakes.  It\'s not like you purposely sought out to do it.  A conversation would have done the job, but honestly, you probably didn\'t even talk about it. I\'m sure after they were all printed, you realized it and went "doh!"

 I get the most asinine complaints.  If I make one small typo that\'s on the screen for 5 seconds, its like I get an email, two phone calls, and someone at the door.
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« Reply #65 on: January 08, 2009, 05:51:37 pm »
when stop and shop doesn\'t have my fucking turkey the last two fucking times i\'ve been there!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
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« Reply #66 on: January 08, 2009, 06:06:24 pm »
When Mark uses the last K Cup for the Keurig and doesn\'t tell me, and I wake up, ready to make coffee....and i can\'t.
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« Reply #67 on: January 08, 2009, 06:40:02 pm »
when the whole phish tour is scheduled for the peak of the canada warbler breeding season, leaving me chipped

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when stop and shop doesn\'t have my fucking turkey the last two fucking times i\'ve been there!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


boar\'s head cracked peppermill and honey maple turkeys=:drool:
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« Reply #68 on: January 09, 2009, 01:45:13 pm »
People that hold their cell phones up at concerts


To share the moment with a friend at home.

Guess what genius, it\'s just gonna sound like 120 decimals of garbage in your friends voice mail. They\'re not gonna listen to more then 5 seconds of it, and you look like a knucklehead.
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« Reply #69 on: January 09, 2009, 01:47:54 pm »
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People that hold their cell phones up at concerts


To share the moment with a friend at home.

Guess what genius, it\'s just gonna sound like 120 decimals of garbage in your friends voice mail. They\'re not gonna listen to more then 5 seconds of it, and you look like a knucklehead.


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« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2009, 01:48:41 pm »
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when stop and shop doesn\'t have my fucking turkey the last two fucking times i\'ve been there!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


Yes.  Not to mention that touch screen, "we\'ll do your order while you shop" thing at the deli doesn\'t work.  I come back, see it\'s not done, take a number in the regular line and get it faster. :no:
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« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2009, 02:03:21 pm »
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People that hold their cell phones up at concerts


To share the moment with a friend at home.

Guess what genius, it\'s just gonna sound like 120 decimals of garbage in your friends voice mail. They\'re not gonna listen to more then 5 seconds of it, and you look like a knucklehead.


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decibels

ha!  oops.
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« Reply #72 on: January 09, 2009, 02:12:34 pm »
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when stop and shop doesn\'t have my fucking turkey the last two fucking times i\'ve been there!!! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:


boar\'s head cracked peppermill and honey maple turkeys=:drool:


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Yes.  Not to mention that touch screen, "we\'ll do your order while you shop" thing at the deli doesn\'t work.  I come back, see it\'s not done, take a number in the regular line and get it faster. :no:


ah, i wasn\'t talking about the deli, but the ground turkey in the meat department. i buy the 99% lean, and it seems like all they ever have lately is the 93%. blegh.
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« Reply #73 on: January 09, 2009, 02:16:56 pm »
Damn out of shape turkeys.
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« Reply #74 on: January 09, 2009, 02:23:24 pm »
when matty O sang lawn boy...that really grinded my ears :duck:
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