When during a handshake someone hangs on to my hand for too damn long. It\'s even worse than the limp shake imo.
Oh man, you\'re totally missin\' out on the goods in a situation like that!! The secret is to always be prepared. Whenever you\'re going in for a handshake you gotta ask yourself... is this person the kinda douche that\'s gonna wanna lock onto me. Always be ready for YES. That\'s when you lock in and kick the uncomfortable up a notch. You\'re a big guy, you can crush hands. But that would be too easy. Trying to find their real pressure point... that\'s the goods. Maybe it\'s telling him about the last time you ran into his alcoholic father at a bar, or his loose sister and what a big kiss she gave you. When you don\'t know them that well, you can always go for an inappropriate joke bumped up against way too much obnoxious laughter.
You: "What\'s brown and rhymes with Snoop?"
Clown: "Ummm, errr.... poop....?"
You: "No you ass clown, Dr. Dre! HHAHAHAHAROARHARARATRATTETATA!!!!"
