So I had this Cadbury Egg in my cabinet left over from Easter. I decided I needed some chocolate in a serious way. As I was eating it, I became aware of a ticklish feeling on my face, hand, and arm. I looked down and there were ants all over my arm. They were swarming all over my face too. Inside the Cadbury Egg, about a zillion ants. I definitely ate a whole bunch of them.
What the hell. Today sucks!