Things That Really Grind My Gears

[Yoda]

When people take what I write in a thread that\'s associated or somewhat associated with the thread and move it to the According To Yoda thread.

so stop derailing threads!

Thread Subject: Friday Night Get Together>great Guinness Toast
Posts Moved: 14 posts about Bruce Springsteen

I didn\'t bring up Springsteen, I only commented on it.

Thread Subject: Setlist: [Tim Acoustic] 2009-02-07- Jake\'s; Wallingford, CT
Posts Moved: 32 posts about Yoda\'s family values

Guilty as charges.

I digress

[SlimPickens]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13

BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”
Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

[zuke583]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13

BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”
Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

holy fucking shitballs

[Gfunk]

:wah: babies havin babies

[wildcoyote]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

Baby-faced boy Alfie Patten is father at 13

BOY dad Alfie Patten yesterday admitted he does not know how much nappies cost — but said: “I think it’s a lot.”
Baby-faced Alfie, who is 13 but looks more like eight, became a father four days ago when his girlfriend Chantelle Steadman gave birth to 7lb 3oz Maisie Roxanne.

Shennanigans!  This is a hoax. Does the sun think we failed biology?

[SkyePrizm]

When you have strange stalkerish friends on facebook who go around and facebook all your friends even though they don\'t know them at all.

[derickw]

When you have strange stalkerish friends on facebook who go around and facebook all your friends even though they don\'t know them at all.

just unfriend them.......

[SkyePrizm]

When you have strange stalkerish friends on facebook who go around and facebook all your friends even though they don\'t know them at all.

just unfriend them.......

but what if they are your cousin?  i can\'t unfriend that.

[ds673488]

When you have strange stalkerish friends on facebook who go around and facebook all your friends even though they don\'t know them at all.

just unfriend them.......

but what if they are your cousin?  i can\'t unfriend that.

then un-cousin him

[SkyePrizm]

When you have strange stalkerish friends on facebook who go around and facebook all your friends even though they don\'t know them at all.

just unfriend them.......

but what if they are your cousin?  i can\'t unfriend that.

then un-cousin him

i\'ve tried that.  It still didn\'t work.

  I\'ve come to the conclusion that she was born to grind my gears.

[Spacey]

Showing up for the Guinness Toast only to find out that it is next Friday!

[JSleeper240]

Showing up for the Guinness Toast only to find out that it is next Friday!

they had one at Delaney\'s (where I was) last night 2/13

[Bret]

You know, that really grinds my gears.  Where in the Bible does it say that a man can\'t fire off some knuckle-children in the privacy of his own neighbors living room, while his neighbors at work, because I don\'t have a DVD player?  Well I don\'t know where it says it because the Bible was way too long to read!

[FrankZappa]

well, to start,
Exodus 20:17
Psalms 90:8
Matthew 5:28
Matthew 5:30
1 Corinthians 7:2
1 Corinthians 7:5
Ephesians 5:3
Colossians 3:5

"well sir, slap some peanut butter on that thing and you\'ve got yourself a handy dandy bird feeder!"

[FreeSpirit]

Matthew 5:30 (King James Version)

 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

It\'s a good thing I\'m left handed...