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« Reply #135 on: January 13, 2009, 03:13:37 pm »
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so lemme get this straight...

you worried about my wiped up, residual piss stain,

but NOT concerned  with the thousands of male asses that have graced the seat?

as long as that shit\'s wiped down, i don\'t care whats happened to that seat. life\'s to short to worry about that shiz...


I commend you for your nobility of wiping down your piss... You just don\'t understand how many times I go to take a dump at work and I have to take a handfull of TP to wipe up the piss, then go wash my hands, then go back to the stall and put down toilet seat cover before I can pinch a loaf.  I\'m not a germaphobe by any sense of the word, but how difficult is it to put the seat up if you\'re going to piss.
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« Reply #136 on: January 13, 2009, 03:19:26 pm »
haha, fair enough.

i\'ll lift the seat from now on
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« Reply #137 on: January 13, 2009, 03:22:48 pm »
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- People that take a dump and don\'t flush the toilet


come on now db, I seem to remember you telling me a story about your frosh year at southern about this...

That said, i agree with a lot of this. I can\'t stand when people try to have conversations with me in the bathroom, or you hear people on the phone while going the bathroom. :yuk:

Of course, none of that is as bad as PEOPLE WHO DON"T WASH THEIR HANDS!!! :hair:
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« Reply #138 on: January 13, 2009, 03:36:49 pm »
who cares about talkin on the phone while your on the john?
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« Reply #139 on: January 13, 2009, 08:15:39 pm »
Left handed people.
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« Reply #140 on: January 13, 2009, 08:20:08 pm »
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- People that take a dump and don\'t flush the toilet


come on now db, I seem to remember you telling me a story about your frosh year at southern about this...

That said, i agree with a lot of this. I can\'t stand when people try to have conversations with me in the bathroom, or you hear people on the phone while going the bathroom. :yuk:

Of course, none of that is as bad as PEOPLE WHO DON"T WASH THEIR HANDS!!! :hair:


i almost got jumped once for saying wassup to a kid at the urinal. didn\'t get it then, still don;t really. whats so gross about talking when you\'re peeing? get real.
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« Reply #141 on: January 13, 2009, 11:12:42 pm »
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Left handed people.


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« Reply #142 on: January 14, 2009, 07:22:58 am »
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Left handed people.


The right-handed centric world!
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« Reply #143 on: January 14, 2009, 08:06:28 am »
I heard you\'ll validate parking without purchase?
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« Reply #144 on: January 14, 2009, 08:22:33 am »
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who cares about talkin on the phone while your on the john?


What conversation is important enough to have on the phone in the jon?

second, if i were to ever find out that i was having a conversation with someone who is actively shitting that would gross me out and i\'d hang up on general princible.
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« Reply #145 on: January 14, 2009, 08:58:36 am »
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- People that take a dump and don\'t flush the toilet


come on now db, I seem to remember you telling me a story about your frosh year at southern about this...

That said, i agree with a lot of this. I can\'t stand when people try to have conversations with me in the bathroom, or you hear people on the phone while going the bathroom. :yuk:

Of course, none of that is as bad as PEOPLE WHO DON"T WASH THEIR HANDS!!! :hair:


Paul - that was a totally different situation.  I was living in a disgusting straight-line dorm with 30 dirty dudes and sharing 5 stalls and 5 shows among us.  I was also a little more tolerant of bathroom habits in those days.  Plus, that was the king of craps; it came out of the water and over the toilet seat, plus, I blamed it on someone else and they had to clean the bathroom.

But, I\'ll add someone more gear-grinding points:

- People that say "There\'s two ways to do things, the right handed way and the wrong way"
- Arenas or Stadiums that haven\'t grasped the concept of urinals and still hang on to troughs (that\'s disgusting in so many ways)
- People that shovel or blow their snow into the street
- People living in NJ that have Red Sox stickers on their car (that didn\'t have them before 2004)
- Cops that profile out-of-state liscense plates
- The Pumpkin Festival in Seymor/Oxford (it\'s like something out of the Children of the Corn)
- The fact that I haven\'t been to the Big E in almost 10 years
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« Reply #146 on: January 14, 2009, 09:41:03 am »
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who cares about talkin on the phone while your on the john?


What conversation is important enough to have on the phone in the jon?

second, if i were to ever find out that i was having a conversation with someone who is actively shitting that would gross me out and i\'d hang up on general princible.


i actually save phone conversations for when im on the toilet.  its a great time to get calls out of the way without anything else to worry about/distract you.

in fact, if youve ever talked to me on the phone, there is about a 10% chance that it was done while i was taking a dump
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« Reply #147 on: January 14, 2009, 09:57:31 am »
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who cares about talkin on the phone while your on the john?


What conversation is important enough to have on the phone in the jon?

second, if i were to ever find out that i was having a conversation with someone who is actively shitting that would gross me out and i\'d hang up on general princible.


i actually save phone conversations for when im on the toilet.  its a great time to get calls out of the way without anything else to worry about/distract you.

in fact, if youve ever talked to me on the phone, there is about a 10% chance that it was done while i was taking a dump


I don\'t know about you, but I can\'t remember the last time I didn\'t fart when I crapped, and I really wouldn\'t be comfortable sharing that fart over the phone.
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« Reply #148 on: January 14, 2009, 10:00:40 am »
when people cancel plans 2 hours in advance (when you\'re taking them out). :mad:

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« Reply #149 on: January 14, 2009, 11:31:10 am »
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Oh boy...Brian and his bathroom Shennanigans.  He loves playing games and turning tricks in the men\'s stalls.


:lol:

tbc, and a beaut.


I have to admit, the fact that it came from someone I always suspected of being a closet homosexual made be a little uncomfortable.


No, you\'re right...peering over the men\'s stalls and playing grab ass with your bathroom buddy seems very heterosexual ;)
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