Things That Really Grind My Gears

[booztravlr]

- People that take a dump and don\'t flush the toilet
- People that miss the bowl when they take a dump

This is a common problem where you work?

- People who order fast food but get a diet soda

You must be referring to the 5 night a week fast food crowd. Otherwise, I prefer the taste of diet soda over regular soda so I don\'t see a problem with this.

[tyzack]

i think yoda might just be a very mad person

[ds673488]

- People that miss the bowl when they take a dump

This actually does happen at my work...there is a guy from the atmospheric science  offices that we call the "wall shitter" and he has on a few occasions left skid marks on the wall behind the toilet.

[Yoda]

I\'ll respond to pretty much all the comments with this response because I seem to have hit a nerve.  I don\'t have a problem with farting in the bathroom in general, but if someone is at the urinal with me, I\'ll wait until they are out of the room to rip.  If I\'m in a mall bathroom, I\'d have no problem with it, but I\'m referring to work.  If your boss was pissing and you came in, would you crack a rat while you\'re standing there?  I wouldn\'t.  As for missing the bowl, it\'s rare, but I have gone into the bathroom and there has either been remnants on the seat or on the floor.  I don\'t know how it happens, but a grown adult should have the ability to shit in the bowl.  If you\'re that much a germ freak that you won\'t sit on the bowl and hover over it when you\'re shitting, then the common work bathroom is not the place for you to be doing your business.  And there are a handfull of people here that choose not to flush after they shit.

As for the fast food comment, here\'s my thoughts.  My comment is really aimed at the future Walter Hudson\'s of America that waddle up to the counter and order 3 Big Mac meals and then order a diet soda because they want to be healthy.  Personally, I think diet soda tastes like metal, but that\'s just me.

i think yoda might just be a very mad person

I did grow up on a steady diet of Andy Rooney, so it is a possibility.

[Drew_Kingsley]

Ha, "crack a rat".

[derickw]

its the WORK bathroom though. i\'m with ya yoda..... did i just say that

people who went to LHHS and took architecture classes and post on this site.

watch it there FZ........

[wildcoyote]

At my old office there were 3 different companies on  same floor of our building, and one common men\'s room for the floor.  Me and this other guy used to play pranks on each other all the time, and he sees me head into the bathroom.  There was someone in the first stall, so I went to the second.  My co worker follows me in, not realizing there\'s another person in there. He sees feet at the first stall and peers over the door at very surprised old man.  He was going to throw wet paper towels at me, an instead saw a stranger taking a shit.  

Be glad you don\'t work with that guy. I think having someone peer over the stall door while you shit might grind some gears.

[Yoda]

Glory holes in the bathrooms on the boardwalk down the shore really grind my gears.

[peaches626]

ya, yoda- agree with a good portion of your list, but the fart thing?

in the words of George Oscar Bluth, Jr., "COME OON!!"


and it\'s gotta be ok to piss in a toilet if in doing so i\'m allowing you your space at the urinal, right? so long as i wipe up my mess/lift the seat

[Lexington]

people who burp/ and or fart very nastily in the car

window or not, its just wrong.

[NickNels]

At my old office there were 3 different companies on  same floor of our building, and one common men\'s room for the floor.  Me and this other guy used to play pranks on each other all the time, and he sees me head into the bathroom.  There was someone in the first stall, so I went to the second.  My co worker follows me in, not realizing there\'s another person in there. He sees feet at the first stall and peers over the door at very surprised old man.  He was going to throw wet paper towels at me, an instead saw a stranger taking a shit.  

Be glad you don\'t work with that guy. I think having someone peer over the stall door while you shit might grind some gears.

Oh boy...Brian and his bathroom Shennanigans.  He loves playing games and turning tricks in the men\'s stalls.

[Igziabeher]

Oh boy...Brian and his bathroom Shennanigans.  He loves playing games and turning tricks in the men\'s stalls.

:lol:

tbc, and a beaut.

[Yoda]

ya, yoda- agree with a good portion of your list, but the fart thing? QUOTE]

I can live with the fart thing if I\'m in the stall or the other guy is in the stall, but at my office, there\'s only two stalls with a small barrier between; if he rips one, I catching a wiff and unless it a family member or a friend, I think it\'s kind of rude to do.

and it\'s gotta be ok to piss in a toilet if in doing so i\'m allowing you your space at the urinal, right? so long as i wipe up my mess/lift the seat

Pissing in a toilet is fine, but pick up the seat.  I really don\'t understand guys that do that with the seat down; I mean they know that they\'re going to have to shit on that some day, right?  As for wiping the seat if you pee on it; nice try, but that\'s still disgusting.  Just because you\'ve wiped it doesn\'t mean that there still isn\'t dry residual piss on the seat.  

As my stepfather said to any guy that either got piss on the seat or on the floor around the toilet, "If you\'ve got a problem pissing in the bowl, either get a bigger dick or sit down."

[peaches626]

ya, yoda- agree with a good portion of your list, but the fart thing? QUOTE]

I can live with the fart thing if I\'m in the stall or the other guy is in the stall, but at my office, there\'s only two stalls with a small barrier between; if he rips one, I catching a wiff and unless it a family member or a friend, I think it\'s kind of rude to do.

and it\'s gotta be ok to piss in a toilet if in doing so i\'m allowing you your space at the urinal, right? so long as i wipe up my mess/lift the seat

Pissing in a toilet is fine, but pick up the seat.  I really don\'t understand guys that do that with the seat down; I mean they know that they\'re going to have to shit on that some day, right?  As for wiping the seat if you pee on it; nice try, but that\'s still disgusting.  Just because you\'ve wiped it doesn\'t mean that there still isn\'t dry residual piss on the seat.  

As my stepfather said to any guy that either got piss on the seat or on the floor around the toilet, "If you\'ve got a problem pissing in the bowl, either get a bigger dick or sit down."

so lemme get this straight...

you worried about my wiped up, residual piss stain,

but NOT concerned  with the thousands of male asses that have graced the seat?



as long as that shit\'s wiped down, i don\'t care whats happened to that seat. life\'s to short to worry about that shiz...

[wildcoyote]

Oh boy...Brian and his bathroom Shennanigans.  He loves playing games and turning tricks in the men\'s stalls.

:lol:

tbc, and a beaut.

I have to admit, the fact that it came from someone I always suspected of being a closet homosexual made be a little uncomfortable.