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[Clerks 2] kevin smith has OFFICIALLY lost it...
« on: March 29, 2006, 10:54:39 am »
:doh: clerks 2??

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The sequel picks up 10 years later. "It\'s about what happens when that lazy, 20-something malaise lasts into your 30s. Those dudes are kind of still mired, not in that same exact situation, but in a place where it\'s time to actually grow up and do something more than just sit around and dissect pop culture and talk about sex," Smith said during an interview at his Hollywood office. "It\'s: What happened to these dudes?"
 


Last I knew Kevin Smith swore up and down that "strikes back" was the last "jersey \'trilogy\'" movie...
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2006, 10:57:58 am »
You can watch the trailers at http://www.clerks2.com

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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2006, 11:48:27 am »
hmmmmm.... not sure how i feel about this.

i mean i\'m definitly gonna go see it....
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2006, 11:53:16 am »
Anything is better than Jersey Girl...
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2006, 12:36:18 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2006, 12:47:16 pm »
I guess he just finally realized that allhe\'s got are dick and fart jokes......


not that there\'s anything wrong with that...
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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2006, 12:52:08 pm »
clerks 2 will be kevin smith\'s episode 1, not only will it suck it will make the originals worse!

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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2006, 12:55:20 pm »
the originals rule nothing will change that no matter how good/bad this movie is....

I\'m very up in the air a little disgusted that he would do this, and a little excited to see another Jay and Bob movie.....
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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2006, 12:56:20 pm »
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I guess he just finally realized that allhe\'s got are dick and fart jokes......


not that there\'s anything wrong with that...

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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2006, 12:57:37 pm »
yeah no question i will see it opening day, but color?  also i can\'t wait to see his "midi-chlorines" (an example of something in Ep.1 that made th OG trilogy worse)jesus!

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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2006, 12:59:24 pm »
cept this one is not a prequel....
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« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2006, 01:00:28 pm »
This has been in the making for at least 5 years now. Hell, Clerks 2 was supposed to be made after either Mallrats I think.  It fucking rocks. I can\'t wait for it. Clerks the cartoon rocked too hard, sideswiping the dull uneducated American tv viewer with a pleorethra of obscure cultural references and a mountain of View Askew universe inside jokes....
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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2006, 01:02:46 pm »
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and a mountain of View Askew universe inside jokes....


that\'s what I love about it "strikes back" isn\'t as funny unless you\'ve seen the 4 movies preceeding it
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« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2006, 01:12:43 pm »
clerks cartoon\'s are fucking amazing!  

Clerks Two: Hardly Clerkin was supposed to come out after Mallrats, but i am sure he has completly rewritten anything he had then, plus, he said he wouldnt go back to these, then like a bitch said "Well i\'ll do it if mewes gets clean" what he really meant was "i just killed my fanbase with a shitty jerry maguire remake and i need a way to get them back"

he is an amazin writer, just a horrible director....anyone read the comics he wrote?  5 spiderman\'s, 9 daredevils, 12 green arrows?

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« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2006, 01:36:04 pm »
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he is an amazin writer, just a horrible director....

I wouldn\'t say he\'s a horrible director, not a great one,

he\'s just not very uh, well um......... artistic.  His movies are all babout the dialoge and I think iif the directing was to crazy that might be lost..
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