The Official 2006 NASCAR Thread!

[antbach]

though I can\'t understand the appeal of cars driving in a circle for hours, I will give credit to the fans, they do love their umm. . . recreational activity, yea, that works. Die hards will argue nascar until their last breathe if you make one negative comment about it. Kinda like Breakfast fans I guess. As for horse racing, the one time I went to the Belmont was absolutely insane as far as parties go; car bombs at 10am = wonderful breakfast, going to the casino after last call until 5:00am the night before = not a smart move. But I believe they don\'t allow BYOB there anymore which is why spacebrush and co. don\'t have the bus trip anymore.

[jocelyn]

That and they realized how horribly cruel it is.

[bonzo]

[-]Nascar[/-]

Nascar is so dull I don\'t see the fun in watching a bunch of cars going around and around.

If There are no car crashes it gets even more dull

[davepeck]

can\'t wait for this weekend\'s I Painted The Truck Camouflage And Now I Can\'t Find It 500! :thumbsup:

[wildcoyote]

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Nothing says Red State Redneck like being 100% positive this is the greatest country in the world, without ever having been anywhere else.


Nothing really to do with NASCAR, or even rednecks (they look more like 80\'s rockers) but I can never pass up the opp. to post this.

[Todd]

:point: My dad knows (indirectly) a rally car driver who found a finger stuck in part of his car after the race. Ouch.

Now there\'s a trophy!!!! :lol:

[Spacey]

is this not a form of child abuse?

[ChrisPitch]

The Top 10 Circumstances Under Which Chris Pitch Will Watch a NASCAR Race

10. Required for my application to become a member of the Confederate Party

9. Craving the adrenaline rush of seeing a race end under caution

8. A lunatic breaks into my house, holds me at gunpoint, and gives me a choice between watching a race or having Kirstie Alley chew my balls off

7. Want to get a sense of how my 1989 Chevrolet Celebrity will fare against the supposed competition

6. After repeated viewings, Revenge of the Nerds 4: Nerds in Love has simply lost its luster

5. Race airs in the two-week window between sumo wrestling and rodeo seasons

4. They move the Daytona 500 to East Haven, give all the drivers acid, and change the name to the Pitchie 50,000

3. Mommy just taught me how to read

2. The track consists of a one-mile straightaway that leads the drivers into a pit of cyanide

And the number one circumstance under which Chris Pitch will watch a NASCAR race:

I just helped my cousin achieve her first orgasm

[bonzo]

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Nothing says Red State Redneck like being 100% positive this is the greatest country in the world, without ever having been anywhere else.


Nothing really to do with NASCAR, or even rednecks (they look more like 80\'s rockers) but I can never pass up the opp. to post this.

That shit is so funny
Nothing like a famliy photo

[Gfunk]

The Top 10 Circumstances Under Which Chris Pitch Will Watch a NASCAR Race

10. Required for my application to become a member of the Confederate Party

9. Craving the adrenaline rush of seeing a race end under caution

8. A lunatic breaks into my house, holds me at gunpoint, and gives me a choice between watching a race or having Kirstie Alley chew my balls off

7. Want to get a sense of how my 1989 Chevrolet Celebrity will fare against the supposed competition

6. After repeated viewings, Revenge of the Nerds 4: Nerds in Love has simply lost its luster

5. Race airs in the two-week window between sumo wrestling and rodeo seasons

4. They move the Daytona 500 to East Haven, give all the drivers acid, and change the name to the Pitchie 50,000

3. Mommy just taught me how to read

2. The track consists of a one-mile straightaway that leads the drivers into a pit of cyanide

And the number one circumstance under which Chris Pitch will watch a NASCAR race:

I just helped my cousin achieve her first orgasm

rotfl hilarious

[ChrisPitch]

Thanks very much. I usually aim to either amuse or disgust, and in this case, I think I did both.

[Todd]

The Top 10 Circumstances Under Which Chris Pitch Will Watch a NASCAR Race

10. Required for my application to become a member of the Confederate Party

9. Craving the adrenaline rush of seeing a race end under caution

8. A lunatic breaks into my house, holds me at gunpoint, and gives me a choice between watching a race or having Kirstie Alley chew my balls off

7. Want to get a sense of how my 1989 Chevrolet Celebrity will fare against the supposed competition

6. After repeated viewings, Revenge of the Nerds 4: Nerds in Love has simply lost its luster

5. Race airs in the two-week window between sumo wrestling and rodeo seasons

4. They move the Daytona 500 to East Haven, give all the drivers acid, and change the name to the Pitchie 50,000

3. Mommy just taught me how to read

2. The track consists of a one-mile straightaway that leads the drivers into a pit of cyanide

And the number one circumstance under which Chris Pitch will watch a NASCAR race:

I just helped my cousin achieve her first orgasm

rotfl hilarious

:that: Pitchie never fails to amuse!!!

[davepeck]

congrats to Tony Stewart on winning the My Parole Says I\'m Not Allowed To Own Sheep Anymore 500 yesterday.

[Wolfman]

And Pitchie makes a slick move to the outside to take the lead in the NASCAR Hater 500!  But here comes Pecoraro with a quick pit stop, and he\'ll slide into third behind Pitchie and the Porsche driven by Jocelyn.

What a race we have here today folks!

[davepeck]