Top 10 Moments from this week\'s Red Sox - Yankees series in Da Bronx:
10. Drop-Papi-gate. The media is supposed to commentate on how the players play. Only in New York would the players be commenting on how the media plays. Reason #1,476,893 I got the hell out of living in Manhattan as fast as possible: not having to read Post and Daily News headlines every day.
9. The return of E-Rod. Even though his first Game 1 error opened the floodgates for the Sox, I more enjoyed the second error where the ball viciously attacked A-Rod, followed by A-Rod not even bothering to turn around to see where it went.
8. Papelbon\'s Yankee Stadium Debut. Despite the fact that Yankees were getting mowed down, I\'m sure Papelbon\'s outing gave Yankee fans many happy flashbacks to when Rivera could pitch like that.
7. (tie) Randy Johnson\'s MRI following his horrendous outing. Turns out his arm is fine and the problem is he\'s just too old to be throwing heat anymore. MRI tests should now be called: Maybe Randy\'s Injured tests.
7. (tie) Schilling\'s "clandestine" trip to the hospital during game 3. A small convoy of paparazzi missed the game to follow him to the hospital on a night he wasn\'t even pitching. Frikin New York.
5. Sox scrubs hitting like crazy. How about Dustin Mohr and Alex Gonzalez doubling their batting averages against Randy Johnson? And in Game 3, Doug Mirabelli, whose average had dipped below .100 on his previous at-bat, getting a hit to start the 2-run go-ahead rally.
4. Matsui = Dunzo. This isn\'t cool. I hate seeing anyone get injured. The rivalry is best when both teams are loaded up and ready to go. Injuries take away from it all. In addition, there are only two Yankees I feel bad for if they get hurt: Matsui and Jeter. Like I said, I don\'t ever want to see anyone get injured, but nobody\'s about to feel bad for someone like Sheffield. Matsui I actually feel bad for.
3. Despite Matsui\'s injury, Damon and Bubba Crosby were catching everything in sight in Game 3, including each each of them robbing a potential multi-run homerun in consecutive innings. Cano also robbed a go-ahead 2-run hit with a nice over-the-shoulder catch in shallow right. It looked like we couldn\'t get anything past these guys. Then Bernie Williams goes and overruns an Alex Gonzalez pop-up by 5 steps, the ball falls for a ground-rule double, and the go-ahead rally is on. Bernie\'s quote: "I was getting ready to climb up that wall, and as I was getting ready to do that, the wind blew it back." Riiiiiiiight. I used that one in fifth grade.
2. A-Rod\'s game-winning homer off of Schilling. Good job coming through to silence the critics and The Boss. Enjoy it now, you won\'t be seeing any such thing in September.
1. Bernie throwing his helmet at the home plate umpire and getting tossed. At least Bernie did a good job of turning around and firing the no-look-lob at the ump to avoid the 50 game suspension. I still can\'t believe Bernie Williams did that. Johnson and Matsui are done, but when you look up dunzo in the dictionary you\'ll see Bernie Williams. He\'s one of the greatest Yankees of all time to be sure, but he\'s pulling a Sinatra right now and a midseason retirement after this series would rank a 10 out of 10 on the Nobility Scale.