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« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2006, 04:07:14 pm »
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Heres some that i know suck but i still like, mostly to make fun of.

Sleepaway Camp


OMG, that\'s a good one.  I haven\'t seen it since like 9th grade when me and my friends were on a bad horror film kick, but it was seriously creepy at the end.  Which reminds me of another bad one, Slumber Party Massacre.  

The movies I mentioned in my other posts were ones that I thought were seriously bad, like a waste of time, but as far as a movie that is so bad it\'s good, I\'d have to say Napoleon Dynamite.  It is totally ridiculous and has no real plot, but it is hysterical, especially the dance scene.

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« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2006, 04:09:16 pm »
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4. Old School: I\'d laugh harder if I had bricks thrown at my face than I would while watching Will Ferrell do ANYTHING (well, maybe expect seeing bricks thrown at his face).

are you ser?!!!

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« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2006, 04:18:20 pm »
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10. Remember the Titans: any movie with an \'ain\'t no mountain high enough\' sing-along is pure garbage.

9. A Knight\'s Tale: medieval drivel, and two excruciating hours to boot.


Note to Chris Pitch: Don\'t EVER watch the movie Stepmom, I believe it has not one, but two \'ain\'t no mountain high enough\' sing alongs!  Seriously.

Isn\'t it my fault you had to sit though A Knight\'s Tale?  My friend Lori made me watch it, claiming it was the best movie ever, and I\'m pretty sure you were there.  And yeah, Lori is crazy, it sucked big time.

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« Reply #33 on: March 02, 2006, 04:23:39 pm »
Yes, you are somewhat responsible for me having to endure "A Knight\'s Tale." But I made you read my poems so I guess we\'re even. Hardy har.

And yes, Mamalaka, I am in fact SER.

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« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2006, 04:34:37 pm »
knights tales gets 2 points for putting the real live chauser (sp?) into a movie.


However, it looses 8 googleplexs\' cubed points for making me sit through a sing a long medival version of we will rock you.
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« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2006, 04:56:44 pm »
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All Nicholas Cage movies get my vote.

pfffft
Fast Times at Ridgemont High and Raising Arizona are great movies, The Cotton Club was decent as was Moonstruck and Wild At Heart is just to bizarre to be missed.

as for worst movie ever Showgirls is pretty high up there.
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« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2006, 06:04:30 pm »
oh i just remembered... under the tuscan sun blew my crotch
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« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2006, 07:25:03 pm »
3 ninjas kickback. beat that
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« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2006, 07:26:46 pm »
Probably going to wind up a lot of people with this, but here\'s some of the movies I was glad I didn\'t pay good money to see in the cinema:

The Breakfast Club - yeah, I know any film with Breakfast in the title should be good, but this one sucked big time!!

And speaking of other way over-rated movies from the same era - Stand By Me.

And here\'s some which many don\'t like, but I really enjoy:

Starship Troopers - proved Verhoeven could make better films than Showgirls!
Tremors I-IV (yes, even the last Western prequel)
Joe\'s Apartment - complete with singing cockroaches
Men In Black - just for Tommy Lee Jones being the straight guy
A Knight\'s Tale - you simply cannot fail to recognise the genius of Paul Bettany in the role of Chaucer
And by the same token, Notting Hill for the film-stealing part of Spike played by Rhys Ifans
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« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2006, 11:17:43 pm »
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OMG, that\'s a good one. I haven\'t seen it since like 9th grade when me and my friends were on a bad horror film kick, but it was seriously creepy at the end.


You mean THIS!

Damn, cant do attachments but go to the bottom of this page.

http://www.angelfire.com/retro/officialsleepaway2/scgallery8.html
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« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2006, 11:55:26 pm »
Pitchie, it means a lot to me that u didnt include Super Troopers in your list




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« Reply #41 on: March 03, 2006, 08:46:13 am »
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Adaptation was weak.  I can\'t stand most of those stupid psychological thriller movies, so predictable, and pretty much all are the same.



wow, if you think there is one film like adaptation i\'d like to know that it is....

also "psychologial thirller" nearly made me shit my pants!  are you SER guy?

"I\'d have to say Napoleon Dynamite. It is totally ridiculous and has no real plot"

good films dont have to have plots, not saying ND is good, but look at Harmonie Korine\'s films, he fucking invented a new genre!

wild at heart and rasing arizona are bothe fucking 4 stars!
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« Reply #42 on: March 03, 2006, 09:55:52 am »
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Probably going to wind up a lot of people with this, but here\'s some of the movies I was glad I didn\'t pay good money to see in the cinema:

The Breakfast Club - yeah, I know any film with Breakfast in the title should be good, but this one sucked big time!!

And speaking of other way over-rated movies from the same era - Stand By Me.

And here\'s some which many don\'t like, but I really enjoy:

Starship Troopers - proved Verhoeven could make better films than Showgirls!
Tremors I-IV (yes, even the last Western prequel)
Joe\'s Apartment - complete with singing cockroaches
Men In Black - just for Tommy Lee Jones being the straight guy
A Knight\'s Tale - you simply cannot fail to recognise the genius of Paul Bettany in the role of Chaucer
And by the same token, Notting Hill for the film-stealing part of Spike played by Rhys Ifans


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What the hell is going on in this post man.  Everybody\'s entitled to their own opinion but, next time I\'m in Wales remind me not to peruse your DVD collection...:wah: :banghead:

Hey at least you were prepared...:D
« Last Edit: March 03, 2006, 09:58:48 am by Dyed_Tie »
If trees could scream do you think we would be so cavalier to cut them down? Maybe if they screamed all the time for no good reason.

Probably the worst thing about having King Kong run rampant in your town would be the huge, monster genitalia.

I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then I could keep Dracula and Superman away.
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« Reply #43 on: March 03, 2006, 10:05:25 am »
Adaptation, A Beautiful Mind, Secret Window, Vanilla Sky, all them fucking movies annoy the living shit out of me.  After watching anything of that ilk, all I can think is what a waste of 2 hours.

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« Reply #44 on: March 03, 2006, 10:05:37 am »
The Ringer starring J. Knoxsville