Easy now, you don\'t have to wet your pants over it.........oh, and another thing....all yall LA people are way too sensitive and easily offended. I can\'t even bust balls out here without someone crying and threatening to sue. The traffic sucks, the weather is terrible, it never stops snowing here, there are all these little trolls running around in the sewers singing God Bless the Queen, No one eats steak, I bought some Oranges last week and Mike Watt jumped out of one and slapped me with his bass and flew away on his golden wings, I called the LAPD about a break-in at my apartment and they showed up and whipped me with leather guitar straps, and they were all humming "Shiny Happy People" (some of them were singing that awesome tune, MMM, MMM, MMM, MMM) and Jesus made me a chef salad but didn\'t use enough lettuce so I was like, "yo Jesus, what up wit dat, boyee??" and Jesus was all like, "if you don\'t like the salad, my fair maiden, then just stick your finger down your throat, that\'s what Lindsay does" and then he was like "Who\'s the man with the master plan, a nigga with a muthaf***in\' gun" so I asked if he was friends with Dre and he was all, "yeah, but that Warren G is one hell of a blackjack dealer, I owe him 50 G\'s" so I was like..............oh shit, that was just the dream i had last night......
I think I\'m done with this thread......unless you want some more of that, sucka
Soulicious you just need to bail L.A. If you want to stay in Cali. check out S.F or if you want to really play music come on down to S.D. Lots of places to play for smaller bands. Cool local music scene all kinds of music being explored.
Leith I\'ve heard mucho good things about S.F., San Diego and especially Portland, OR lately......I feel like it\'s at least worth checking out eventually, and if I had my pick of which city to come to initially I would\'ve prob. gone to San Francisco.....but alas, no money, more problems
