Conversation heard at the NYE afterparty at some ungodly hour of the morning:
Mia: "Wolfy, you\'re a great dancer, can you do the worm?"
Me: "Sure I can, but I don\'t wanna do it on this nasty floor."
Mia: "Oh please Wolfy, do the worm for me."
Me: "No way, this floor is gross, but if you\'re nice then maybe later I\'ll give you a private worm session."
Freddiewaht: "Private worm session...great name for a band!"