Cheese Supersedes
Llama Police
Baptize My Balls
Adam’s Barbecued Ribs
Electric Saddle Burger
Scott Scapula
Stampede
Posterity
Black Cock, Blue Snatch (Cock as in Rooster and Snatch Like the Verb Snatch)
Neo-Goth Zombie (With an Identity Crisis)
Little Orphan Anus
Faggy Jesus
Onan the Barbarian
Colon Cleanse, Lube, & Fiddle Faddle
Nebraska Idol
Gus and His Woodchuck
Mooboo’s Blue Balls
Karma for Morons
Jelly on the Light Switch
Haymaker
Pappy’s Vagina
Sack Spasms
Bacon-Flavored Incense
Wikipedia’ing Porn Stars
The Domesticated Yaks
I Own No Green Clothes
Automotive Infidelity
The Competitive Juices
Chairs Everywhere
Pterodactyl Mating Call
He Who Fucks the Church (Eats His Own Puke)
Kazoo Farts
Every Fifth Word is Fuck
Explain the Inexplicable
Fuck Posture
Utterly Unconcerned
The Early Legal Highs
Beatnick at the Bat
All-Encompassing Eye
Dead Band Walking
Bake, Babble, and Blow
Wart Hard on Hog
Approximate Aroma
The Emergency Fling
The Audible Odor
Mark It Zero
Null and Void
You Can’t Sacrifice Crackers You Caught
Cracker Coitus
C.H.U.D. Coitus
Cummy Sheets
Sneezing Pandas
De-Goop-Ify
Prune Your Goats
Come Clean
Rape the Baby Mammoth
Fart Fetish
Save the Snails
**** Lip Cramp
Cooped Poodle
The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre
Grow Up
Billy’s Idle
Go Frig Yourself
King of the Bean
Sauce Me
Queen’s Ransom
Morning Sausage
Kumquats for Brunch
Mourning Sausage
Molten Escargot Tongs
Cockroach’s Sister, Tootsie
Yes ‘Em to Death
Hitler’s Twat
Be a Man
Gentle Froggy Inanities
A Whale is Not a Fish
The Minnesota Vicadins
Descartes’s Redundant Funeral
Creamy Visions
Dematerialize
Pale Fruit of the Glassblower’s Rod
Old and Fucked
Stoked with Gonads
Doofus with the Mohawk
Farts Thwarting Thoughts
Stiff
The Flaccid Shellagleigh
The Pope and the Pizza
Stealing Einsten’s Garbage
Goaty Odor
Hip Deep in the Dream Soup
Legitimately Possessing Tits
Nasal Rape
99 Certain
Pie Squared
Osama Bin Gandhi
Cut the Chord
A Noogie From Flo
Bootie and the Ho Fish