Crux of the Biscuit
Redder Shade of Neck
Beaver Storage
All the Cheerleaders Were Fat
Board Your Beaver
Juicy Good Stuff
Betty’s Prosthetic Beaver
The Short-Sleeve Tuxedos
Compounded by Claudio
Maybe I’ll Let You Fuck Me (If You Do the Dishes)
Commodore Cornelius Vanderbilt
Closet Full of Nothing
Orange Smeared Everywhere
No Schwag in Heaven
Slumbertime for the Embryo
Pitchie and the Palindromes
I Punched Myself in the Balls (During Corduroy [And it Really Fucking Hurt])
First-Class Yam Sandwich
Kick That Stigma to the Curb
How to Fuck a Mermaid (In Ten Easy Steps)
Scrape the Warts
Slice O’ Gherkin
Bad Gas Kit
Fat Men, Bad Sperm
Socrates’ I-Pod
Futher Ado
The Mustard Maneuver
Ring Around the Blue Collar
The Power-Packed Little Dudes
Marathon in Work Boots
Breastfed With Bacon
Usurp
Buddha’s Porn Stash
Herpes Birthday
Cantankerous Jew Pubes
The Magnificent Pagan Beasts
The Umpteenth Degree
Mom’s Feisty Crabs
Gallivant
Exorbitant
Crying While Cumming
Farting While Fucking
My Eggplant Career
Cesspool Sexism
Homosexual Sumo
Sumo-Sexual
Instant Chlamydia
Aruny’s Purple-and-Yellow-Clad Misfits
The Unusual Suspects
Coffeeville, Kansas
Chop Chop
Stop and Slop
Stupid Drunken Maneuvers
Backbone
Bony Growth
A Guffaw Kind Of a Guy
The Prevailing Wind
The Rusty **** Buckets
A Little Bit of Pete Townsend (From an 800-Pound Man, No Less)
Shave It Up For Lent
