Un-Wad-Ify Your Panties
Hand Me That Piano
Spirituality Meets The Easter Bunny
Drunk Cum Dumpster
The Piping Hot Loaves
Microwave Scrapings for the Homeless
However It Goes It Goes
The Random Shit Wizard
Fuck Your Fax
Loose Double Sawbuck
The Juicy Juice Rule
Fake Tooth For Free
The Convicted Infidels
Whipping Meat at Vegans
All Aflutter
Drunk and Defending Hitler
Unsanctioned Hand Release
My Daughter Giuseppe
Bowl, ****, Lighter: Gone, Gone, Gone
I’m a Bum and a Fuck and a Crumb and a Schmuck (Dude, You’re Fine)
The Grease 2 Soundtrack (Got Me Laid)
Taint Cuppage
Goosed (By the Girl in the Sweatpants)
Whose Shoes?
Married in Sweatpants
18 Hands All Over Him (At Once)
Yoko Bono
Fraggles On Acid
Engelbert Yoko-Dink
Sweat Through a Sofa
Cornish Gamehenge
Swingin’ Meat Hammers (For Hugs)
Obstacle
Quintuple Double
Post Coital Rat Dog Ass Sniffing
Reconsolidate Your Hate
Amish Orgy
Unsegmentable
Infants in the Freezer
Cognizant
Big Smidgeon
Up to My Elbows (In Apricot)
Nice Work, Fudge Fingers
The Former ‘Miss Turkey’
Moot to Boot
Breadth and Depth
Affinity Seeking Strategies
The Spastic Wolverines
Bombarded by Pajamas
Tic-Tac’s in the Ashtray
The Monogamous Mormons
Kick to the Box
Urethra Franklin
She Go Tit
Strippers for Boomers
Late Night (In My Pants)
Sequester
Plankton
Behoove to Behave
Texting While Peeing
Please Come Already
Closet Hurricane Fetishist
Fascinating Underwear Discussion
Massive Rabid Sea Urchin
Lick Up Your Spill
Would You Still Love Me (If I Sneezed During Sex)?
Roofie Her And Move On
The Amateur Philanderers
Fuck the Karma Stick
The Closet Catholics
Puking Rhubarb
Spastic Dracula (Swimming Down the Stairs)
Bust It on the Rug
Top Notch Debauchery
Pizza Blue Balls
The Pity Plate
Acid (With No Agenda)
Sgt. Jalapeño Pepper’s Lonely Farts Club Band
Menstruating Werewolves’ Revenge
Inasmuch
Inundate
The Bruises to Prove It
AKA: Cheerio Fucker
I’m Not Gonna F Your P (Even if You S My D)
Post-Piss Milk and Cookies
Big Cock Compensation
Perfectly Permissible
Ego Ointment
Please Saw My Legs Off