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« Reply #180 on: July 21, 2006, 12:12:41 pm »
i have been offended. i like The Shrine of the Silver Monkey, but i also like Splatter Cheese
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Well, since we\'re clearly on a roll...
« Reply #181 on: July 21, 2006, 01:15:30 pm »
here\'s the entire list from the "Band Name/Expression Page," which consists of bits of random speech that I\'ve jotted down in the back of my journal through the last two years. Some of these \'titles\' have appeared in this thread before, but I\'m certainly not about to pick through this list and eliminate the repeats.

And so without further ado...

Wherewithal
Food Stamp Facials
Happy Recap
Puffy Cumulus
Jump Ugly
Technology Debate
Then Again
Bottom Feeder
Tweener
Died Laughing
Gruff Husky Tenor
Total Mayhem
Veteran Move
Vacant Vessel
The Cat Bird’s Seat
Rookie Mistake
Sloppy and Obvious
Hot Chafe
Nicely Done
Fair is Foul
Foul is Fair
Unabashed
The Horse Shit Loophole
Backgasm
Vegan Meat Salad
ZucchiniRama
Squalor
Squander
Fixture
Kablooey
Pot Beats Paxil
Smidgeon
Chagrin
Egg Salad Bar Bums
Out the Jelly and Into a Jam
The Salad Bums
Egg Salad Burp
Egg Salad Bums
Scolding Bums
Ticket to the Big Time
Whiny Couple
Whinny Coupe
Retail Burnout
Constant Constipation
Deodorant Ocean
Pump Up The Pepto
Real Jobs Aren’t That Bad
My Lucky Scalpel
Bar Rag Squeezins
Complex Coward
Timid Bitch
Lanky Doofus
Doofus
Robust
Sticky-Tipped
Clean Elbow
Dwindle
Ketchup Contest
Take a Favor
Deviate
Deluge
Goofou
Eventually
You First
Vantage Point
Esoteric Iota
2 For 5
Go Without
Finicky Degree
Empty Gesture
StavenStock
Non Sequitur
Deprive
Scantily Clad
Concrete Colonic
Hyper Colonic
Hyper Sluts
Hyper Slit
Hypo Squats
Hydro Sluts
Def Bohemian
Filibuster
Privy to Your Prowess
Ringing Endorsement
Who Benefits From Whammys?
A Great Day for Vocabulary
Style Over Substance
No Breathers
Goner
Shoot ****, Snort Acid, Drink Smack, Smoke Beer
Trophy Housewife
Scratch-Off Chicks
Palpable
Nether Regions
Cream of the Crap
Generic Gangsta Shit
Space Age Rollers
Bigwig
Zen Empty
Play Action Options
Fiber Dump
Who Benefits?
Lessen the Gap
Iota
Not Everyone Gets Famous
Unbeknownst
Beknownst
Speed Freak Dead Beat
Speed Beat Dead Freak
Wedgie Burrito
Ouija Burrito
Inasmuch
High Life on Ice
Do Whatever
Wretched Excess
Guile
Pralene Crunch
Put Away Your Pasty Whigs
Hashin’ Out the Hoagie
Sugarcoat
Sugar Garnish
Afterthought
Porta-John Perfume
Porta-Potty Perfume
Rehab is for Quitters
Motor Home Cheese Doodles
Fair Enough
Fairanuff
Semblance of a Smile
Lickity Split
Left-Handed Pants
Kicked Outda Rehab
Banned From Rehab
Quagmire
Veritable Quagmire
Pedro’s Payoff
Apropos
Pontius De Leon
Disposable
Class Asshole
Class Actor
Fast Tapin’
Slippage
Inept at Life
Blown on Christmas
Focus Pocus
Haphazard
Porn War Rehearsal
Immediately, if not Sooner
Verisimilitude
Humble Happiness
Tight Spiral
Golden Flash
Tumultuous
Loom Large
Put You Together
Depressed Embryos
Shoulda Didn’t
Duly Noted
Murky Depths
Jaggof
Ornament
Slutty Nun’s Ass
Relinquish
Confectionary
Bald Face
Medicine Hat
Emulate
Cheese Balls or Bust
Happy Medium
Vote or Die
Rapscallion
Uphill Struggle
Running Rampant
The Generous Ramblers
Pleased Medium
Meatloaf and Mustard
Fungi Balls
Geeks and Meatheads
Loafmeat and Mastood
Verbal Life Preserver
Verbal Preserver
Outta Sorts
Born Outta Sorts
Ready to be Willing
Redundancy Package
High on Pine Sol
Good Hiding Spot
Rundown Orphanage Whorehouse
Malaise
Trivial Prosciutto
Facial Buffet
Dinger
Thunderous Clang
Rapid Yak
Rabid Yak
Decipher
Weak Stream
Nudge it Loose
The Indescribables
Face Hole
Face Head
Face Syrup
Vanity Points
Obsessive Repulsive Disorder
Fruitless Pursuit
Focus Dope
Increasingly Treacherous Travel
Three Rival Churches
Bars of Tarnished Brass
Particularly Finicky
God of Glockenspiel
God of Rockenspiel
Rest Assured
Whack Thereof
Literal Bits
Vomit Fetish
Puke Stew
Inopportune
Aw Shucks
Lateral Collateral
Balloon Drop
Crack Whore in Training
Tyson Cisco
10 New Machetes
Cherry Cherry Divinity
Tied Dye Tuxedo
Encore Eulogy
Slick Funeral
Focus Dose
Focus Dosage
Bland Wake
Tattered Denim Glory
This I Know
Crank Up the Defibrillator
Big Sweaty Moments
Litta Bitta Both
Claire’s Meth Date
Stock Footage
Approaching Growing Urgent
Chatty Mourners
Shit Fingered
Nap Addict
Official Particulars
Dime Bags to Dildos
Blood Ball
Crying Sicilian Mother
Crap Sappy Ballad
Force of Habit
Vanilla Pressure
Greasy Fever
Sodomy Policy
Thick and Thin
Mainstay
The Ramada Bitches
Circus Burger
Instantly Forgettable
Home Run Haven
Chunky Build
Trading Barbs
Senile Genius
Witiot
Shy Lively
Unfazed
Expressed Written Consent
Snacks and Refills
Psych Minor Thesis
Fickle
Relentless
Relentlessly Active
Effective Aggressive
Gassy Snacks
Creamy Treats
Passive Tactics
The Flowing Gloaters
Air Guitar at 30
Greasy Street
Restlessly Active
Dumb Farce
Humdrum
Super Huge Two-Year Old
Dicking for Discounts
Spectator Pumps
Corner Pocket Prostitute
Dusting for Vomit
Coolin’ the Juice
Smack-Dab
Neck Sweat
Cakewalk
Split the Difference
In Front of the Other
Gum Slut
Balancing Act
Outline
Positively So
Willing to Shame
Minutiae
Don’t Read Enough
Acquiring the Clay
Why and How?
Timid, Disgusted, or Disinterested
Laughter and Nausea
Consider Everything
As Opposed To
Underbelly
Meticulous
Nothing is Remembered
Even Feasible
Zealous at Times
You Tell Me
Honesty and Courtesy
God’s Secretary
Pauper
Commencin’ to Fester
A-Rod-Itis
Preliminary Sideburn
Sexy Time Explosion
There Isn’t Anything
Stress Fracture
Big-Blind Special
Brush the Tongue
Culprit
Anal Stage-fright
License to Lie
Humdinger
Scorcher
King Bundy Thumbs
Heroin Librarian
Six Pack of Piels and a Boner
Check Swing Roller
Ball Scab
Swamp-Ass Soufflé
Tumble Sault
Reconvene
Speedy Recovery
Beyond Our Control
We All Slopped from Mommy’s Twat
Everything’s Optional
It’s Probably Nothing
Knee-Jerk Reaction
Cyanide Skinny-Dip
Naked News Anchor Trading Cards
Percocet Blue Balls
Percocet Booty Call
Whaddupwittat
Testicular Tug-of-War
Gimmesommadat
Low-Budget Sequel
Side Retired
Mannequin Orgy
The Abominable Stretch
Regurgitation Stew
Enthusiastic Suicide
Finagle
Foolhardy
King-Queen Suited
Two-Count Only
Devour
Gut it Out
Disassociate
Airborne to Snag
The Obligatory Oof
Failsafe
Sahara Marathon
Rabid Ears
Shit Kicker
Make Like a Hedgehog
Disestablishmentarianism
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« Reply #182 on: July 21, 2006, 01:19:48 pm »
Chris you have way too much tim eon your hands.


Aside from that: BRILLIANT!
Everywhere there\'s lots of piggies, Living piggy lives. You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives, Clutching forks and knives To eat their bacon

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« Reply #183 on: July 21, 2006, 01:24:58 pm »
All it takes is one second to jot it down and it\'s there for life. I consider that a bargain in terms of time.

It also serves noting that Tomato Tron (the unofficial former name of The Breakfast Trio) and Procrasturbation (the official name of my short story) were both residents of this list for many months for being removed because they actually were used as titles. If I never wrote down either of those two, they probably would have been forgotten, and Tomoto Tron would have likely been called T.A.R., for Tim, Adrian, Ron, (or R.A.T., or A.R.T.) and my story would have called something like Losers on ****.

The process is imperative to creativity.

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« Reply #184 on: July 21, 2006, 01:30:19 pm »
either which way there are some gems in there a few of my favs:

Veteran Move
The Horse Shit Loophole
Wedgie Burrito
Ouija Burrito
Fair Enough

and many more, that\'s just scanning the list
Everywhere there\'s lots of piggies, Living piggy lives. You can see them out for dinner With their piggy wives, Clutching forks and knives To eat their bacon

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« Reply #185 on: July 21, 2006, 02:13:13 pm »
My favorite- Fruitless Pursuit    reminds me of crossword puzzle clue.

Chagrin=one of my favorite words ever
A man who has seen the things I have seen,
experienced the loss and pain I have experienced,
I transcend race, hombre.

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« Reply #186 on: July 21, 2006, 03:24:22 pm »
Sits Down When Pees

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« Reply #187 on: July 21, 2006, 11:05:06 pm »
too many goodies in the vault that I can\'t release...yet...but for now,
" FREE BEER " is my addition to the list. Think about it, on the flyers and tickets.....priceless. You\'ll probably have a lot of pissed off people at your shows who don\'t want to see you and instead want thirst-quenching alcoholic beverages at no cost, but their socks will get rocked off by kickin\' tunes instead.....suckers.
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« Reply #188 on: July 22, 2006, 01:43:14 am »
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Inasmuch
Scratch-Off Chicks
Afterthought
Verbal Preserver
Shit Fingered


Best names on the list!!!
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« Reply #189 on: September 15, 2006, 04:58:56 pm »
syphillis party
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #190 on: September 15, 2006, 07:26:16 pm »
Quote from: freddiewaht
syphillis party

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« Reply #191 on: September 16, 2006, 05:39:54 am »
Ham Wallet

The Pink Purse

Meat Curtains
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash

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« Reply #192 on: September 16, 2006, 12:17:43 pm »
Well, seeing how this thread\'s been bumped, it\'s my obligation to provide the latest from the long list of stupidity. Enjoy!

Pauper
Commencin’ to Fester
A-Rod-Itis
Preliminary Sideburn
Sexy Time Explosion
There Isn’t Anything
Stress Fracture
Big-Blind Special
Brush the Tongue
Culprit
Anal Stage-fright
License to Lie
Humdinger
Scorcher
King Bundy Thumbs
Heroin Librarian
Six Pack of Piels and a Boner
Check Swing Roller
Ball Scab
Swamp-Ass Soufflé
Tumble Sault
Reconvene
Speedy Recovery
Beyond Our Control
We All Slopped from Mommy’s Twat
Everything’s Optional
It’s Probably Nothing
Knee-Jerk Reaction
Cyanide Skinny-Dip
Naked News Anchor Trading Cards
Percocet Blue Balls
Percocet Booty Call
Whaddupwittat
Testicular Tug-of-War
Gimmesommadat
Low-Budget Sequel
Side Retired
Mannequin Orgy
The Abominable Stretch
Regurgitation Stew
Enthusiastic Suicide
Finagle
Foolhardy
King-Queen Suited
Two-Count Only
Devour
Gut it Out
Disassociate
Airborne to Snag
The Obligatory Oof
Failsafe
Sahara Marathon
Rabid Ears
Shit Kicker
Make Like a Hedgehog
Disestablishmentarianism

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« Reply #193 on: September 16, 2006, 12:21:24 pm »
:wah:


im losin it over here,btw
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #194 on: October 28, 2006, 06:09:44 pm »
topshelf blumpkin
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set