Well, as someone who\'s highly responsible for this line of thinking, and who for the last two years has kept a list of spotaneous stoned ramblings that double as "great band names," I feel obligated to release some of the "best" of the few hundred I\'ve jotted.
Air Guitar at 30
High Life on Ice
Humdrum
Rabid Yak
Ouija Burrito
Relinquish
Slippage
Ticket to the Big Time
Then Again
Born Outta Sorts
Trophy Housewife
Vantage Point
Greasy Fever
Super Huge Two-Year Old
Retail Burnout
Crack Whore In Training
Puke Stew
Obsessive Repulsive Disorder
Facial Buffet
Little Bitta Both
Corner Pocket Prostitute
Dicking for Discounts
Speed Beat Dead Freak
Kicked Out Da Rehab
Porn War Rehearsal
Bar Rag Squeezins
Chagrin
Tight Spiral
Procrasturbation
Concrete Colonic
...to name a few