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« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2005, 07:26:06 pm »
Three finger drop

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Gifted (this would be a better porn name)

Balls dead has to be the best one out there.........IMO
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« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2005, 08:43:56 pm »
Sorry, but the best band name ever has already been taken:

Reverend Xuxa Godbody and the Apocalyptic Beach Party
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« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2005, 08:45:23 pm »
Quote from: Drew_Kingsley

Reverend Xuxa Godbody and the Apocalyptic Beach Party


What kind of music does this band play?
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« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2005, 01:31:51 pm »
Well, as someone who\'s highly responsible for this line of thinking, and who for the last two years has kept a list of spotaneous stoned ramblings that double as "great band names," I feel obligated to release some of the "best" of the few hundred I\'ve jotted.

Air Guitar at 30
High Life on Ice
Humdrum
Rabid Yak
Ouija Burrito
Relinquish
Slippage
Ticket to the Big Time
Then Again
Born Outta Sorts
Trophy Housewife
Vantage Point
Greasy Fever
Super Huge Two-Year Old
Retail Burnout
Crack Whore In Training
Puke Stew
Obsessive Repulsive Disorder
Facial Buffet
Little Bitta Both
Corner Pocket Prostitute
Dicking for Discounts
Speed Beat Dead Freak
Kicked Out Da Rehab
Porn War Rehearsal
Bar Rag Squeezins
Chagrin
Tight Spiral
Procrasturbation
Concrete Colonic

...to name a few

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« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2005, 01:50:25 pm »
<<<< Loss of words
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« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2005, 01:55:53 pm »
rockstarsuitcase
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2005, 02:00:08 pm »
very nice pitch.  my favorites:

Ouija Burrito
Super Huge Two-Year Old

if this isn\'t a word already, it should be: Procrasturbation

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« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2005, 02:04:33 pm »
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Procrasturbation



Is this a band who comes on stage late because they are masterbating or procrastanating masterbating before going on stage?
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« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2005, 03:30:31 pm »
yes

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« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2005, 05:45:06 pm »
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« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2005, 05:51:54 pm »
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Reverend Xuxa Godbody and the Apocalyptic Beach Party


What kind of music does this band play?

Think GWAR without a budget for props and whatnot.  Heavy Metal meets Comedy Metal meets Belching meets Village People covers ("Macho Man").
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« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2005, 09:12:36 pm »
In this thread, are we going to find the best name out of the minds of the b\'fast fam. our just comment on them???
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« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2005, 09:48:25 pm »
the electric shoes - a band from the 60s featuring kevin "amold" arnold on lead guitar
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« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2005, 10:51:13 pm »
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« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2005, 12:18:53 am »
I thought for sure I thought of Retail Burnout in one of my old rantings at your house, Chris.