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« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2005, 05:24:33 pm »
ok I\'ll bite..... what\'s OSHA?
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« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2005, 05:28:36 pm »
occupational sefety and health yaddayaddayadda....
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2005, 05:32:58 pm »
Is that a real O.S.H.A regulation?.. I\'m gullable
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« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2005, 05:41:45 pm »
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Is that a real O.S.H.A regulation?.. I\'m gullable

Depends on what occupation it covers. It may well be.
I just find it funny because stagehands and such use OSHA as a joke all the time.
"That\'s not OSHA approved" is heard everywhere.
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« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2005, 05:44:51 pm »
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Is that a real O.S.H.A regulation?.. I\'m gullable
Depends on what occupation it covers. It may well be.
I just find it funny because stagehands and such use OSHA as a joke all the time.
"That\'s not OSHA approved" is heard everywhere.


walk into richters...right by the game on the right hand side of the bar,theres an electrical outlet,sideways,on the bar and totally out of place/unsafe.
thats not osha approved.
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« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2005, 06:47:16 pm »
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The best thing to do depending on your situation is just go over her head.

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pee in her butt.


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« Last Edit: December 21, 2005, 06:50:27 pm by SlimPickens »

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« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2005, 06:56:36 pm »
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well how is she trying to get you fired. I went through this once with a man hater that for whatever reason had her sights set on me. Never could figure out why she had such a hard on to get me fired and bad mouth me. You would have thought I F\'d her cat or something.

The best thing to do depending on your situation is just go over her head. explain to your boss that so and so is making it difficult for you to do your job because she makes you feel like you have to constantly be looking over your shoulder for said bitch from hell. It is creating an unhealthy work environment

she really does hate me a lot for a number of reasons-one of them being that i\'m white (she is not white and does not like white people). i know that this isn\'t just in my head because she has made remarks about it. the issue about even making a big deal of it is kind of pointless because that the company i work for is sort of going through a melt down right now. they lost a few major contracts/clients (nothing that i work on) and they are possibly on their way out. my supervisor knows that i don\'t like this woman and has seen her give me an attitude before, but there are other issues that are of a higher priority in the office. either way, i\'m still playing chess with this bitch. believe me, i\'m driving her fucking nuts and i love it. at the same time, she is trying to dissect me and make me prove myself at a time of the year when the office is slow and there\'s not a lot going on. aside from everything, i\'ve already started looking at other jobs in the area..only issue is that i get paid a pretty decent salary for someone my age who hasn\'t completed college yet and would like to keep it that way.

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pee in her butt.


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i would much rather pour hydrochloric acid on her and pee on her face while shoving tobasco sauce/wasabi down her throat.
« Last Edit: December 22, 2005, 01:21:22 am by Mamalakabubadaya »

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« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2005, 07:01:08 pm »
I\'ll send you some techniques that I use when people piss me off at work. None of them can get traced back to you if you do it right. All you need to do is pick someone else in your office as a scapegoat.

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« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2005, 07:16:06 pm »
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well how is she trying to get you fired. I went through this once with a man hater that for whatever reason had her sights set on me. Never could figure out why she had such a hard on to get me fired and bad mouth me. You would have thought I F\'d her cat or something.

The best thing to do depending on your situation is just go over her head. explain to your boss that so and so is making it difficult for you to do your job because she makes you feel like you have to constantly be looking over your shoulder for said bitch from hell. It is creating an unhealthy work environment

she really does hate me a lot for a number of reasons-one of them being that i\'m white (she is not white and does not like white people). i know that this isn\'t just in my head because she has been remarks about it. the issue about even making a big deal of it is kind of pointless because that the company i work for is sort of going through a melt down right now. they lost a few major contracts/clients (nothing that i work on) and they are possibly on their way out. my supervisor knows that i don\'t like this woman and has seen her give me an attitude before, but there are other issues that are of a higher priority in the office. either way, i\'m still playing chess with this bitch. believe me, i\'m driving her fucking nuts and i love it. at the same time, she is trying to dissect me and make me prove myself at a time of the year when the office is slow and there\'s not a lot going on. aside from everything, i\'ve already started looking at other jobs in the area..only issue is that i get paid a pretty decent salary for someone my age who hasn\'t completed college yet and would like to keep it that way.

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pee in her butt.


:sadban:

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i would much rather pour hydrochloric acid on her and pee on her face while shoving tobasco sauce/wasabi down her throat.



If this is truely the case then I would suggest getting as white as possible. Eat things with tons of mayo on them. Listen to the Beach Boys at semi-loud volume in your work space. get an I Love Ronald Reagan t-shirt or best yet, if you have a black male friend get him to come in and pretend he is your boyfriend. that will drive her crazy
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« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2005, 07:23:24 pm »
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you have a black male friend get him to come in and pretend he is your boyfriend. that will drive her crazy
This I think will drive her crazy for sure..........good idea
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« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2005, 11:50:41 pm »
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If this is truely the case then I would suggest getting as white as possible. Eat things with tons of mayo on them. Listen to the Beach Boys at semi-loud volume in your work space. get an I Love Ronald Reagan t-shirt or best yet, if you have a black male friend get him to come in and pretend he is your boyfriend. that will drive her crazy

that is hilarious rotfl i\'ve already been going that route in a way...told her i only vote facist, love gwb, and talked about how i think jesus is 100% white (the woman is religious in an obsessive way)--by the way, i am not a racist, this is just a defensive form of survival. def have to call some black friends to come meet me for lunch at work lol. thanks for the great ideas.

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« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2005, 07:43:47 am »
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If this is truely the case then I would suggest getting as white as possible. Eat things with tons of mayo on them. Listen to the Beach Boys at semi-loud volume in your work space. get an I Love Ronald Reagan t-shirt or best yet, if you have a black male friend get him to come in and pretend he is your boyfriend. that will drive her crazy

that is hilarious rotfl i\'ve already been going that route in a way...told her i only vote facist, love gwb, and talked about how i think jesus is 100% white (the woman is religious in an obsessive way)--by the way, i am not a racist, this is just a defensive form of survival. def have to call some black friends to come meet me for lunch at work lol. thanks for the great ideas.



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« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2005, 08:25:55 am »
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If this is truely the case then I would suggest getting as white as possible. Eat things with tons of mayo on them. Listen to the Beach Boys at semi-loud volume in your work space. get an I Love Ronald Reagan t-shirt or best yet, if you have a black male friend get him to come in and pretend he is your boyfriend. that will drive her crazy


unless the mayo is on your pastrami sandwich....then she won\'t be surprised at all  ;)
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« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2005, 09:07:53 am »
Put mayo on your fried chicken. That\'ll get her!!
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