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« Reply #60 on: November 18, 2005, 03:56:21 pm »
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This is great!!!...I must have missed it before.  I was just having a discussion the other day with a guy that wipes back to front....woulnt that subject your nuts to some brown-ness?  Front to back for me from the backside.



BryanK, you live in South Dakota.  I\'m sure wiping from back-to-front is just the tip of the strange populace iceberg.

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wipe down the seat so theres nothing visible from another, flush the toilet, and get comfy.


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« Reply #61 on: November 18, 2005, 04:07:51 pm »
no, actually.. unless you get one of those toilet seats that have permanent stains or pock marks in em. if the seat is white and dry-- like i said youre not putting your face on it. just a couple of chub slabs.
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« Reply #62 on: November 18, 2005, 04:50:04 pm »
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chub slabs.

LOL!  Someones getting called a chub slab tonight!!

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« Reply #63 on: November 18, 2005, 06:49:27 pm »
see,i prefer back to front,from the frontside...
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #64 on: November 18, 2005, 06:55:43 pm »
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:yack2:see,i prefer back to front,from the frontside...

ah, now I know how u get that "patchouli" smell ;)
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« Reply #65 on: November 18, 2005, 07:13:38 pm »
this thread has officially let me know more about you guyz than i ever wanted to.........

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« Reply #66 on: November 19, 2005, 10:17:21 am »
recently i\'ve been taking a beach towel and given the crack a good ole flossin

^^ah, now I know how u get that "patchouli" smell

patchouli makes me vom...such a cliche too. save it for the wooks who drench their dreads in it and dont shower.