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« Reply #45 on: November 06, 2005, 04:08:58 pm »
I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.

I definitely shit in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.
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« Reply #46 on: November 06, 2005, 04:17:20 pm »
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I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.

I definitely shit in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.


thats hot.

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« Reply #47 on: November 06, 2005, 04:17:35 pm »
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I wrap the TP around my hand really fast, slip my hand out, and it\'s a nicely folded bunch of TP.

I definitely shit in public restrooms. It\'s unhealthy to hold it in.


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« Reply #48 on: November 06, 2005, 05:02:46 pm »
no no no, she\'s right...i think i speak for a few of us (no names but just a clue, ST**HE*GE**S) who were at moedown together when i say that there were a couple of "close calls"...combination of beer, drugs and camping will do that to ya!!

i haven\'t read too far back into this thread, but people who are scared to go in public places should really just bite the bullet and let it happen-the luxury of a toilet is much better than woods, stop being a baby and jsut drop the kids off at the pool..

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« Reply #49 on: November 06, 2005, 07:02:37 pm »
any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom shit=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..
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« Reply #50 on: November 06, 2005, 07:08:18 pm »
no freddie, a phantom shit is when a person hides their shit in someone\'s house/room. one of my sisters used to always threaten me that she would do that...little bitch

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« Reply #51 on: November 06, 2005, 07:10:48 pm »
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no freddie, a phantom shit is when a person hides their shit in someone\'s house/room. one of my sisters used to always threaten me that she would do that...little bitch



sorry holly,but no its not...
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« Reply #52 on: November 06, 2005, 08:00:52 pm »
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any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom shit=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..


i took one of those today, it blew my mind.

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« Reply #53 on: November 06, 2005, 08:37:42 pm »
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any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom shit=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..


i took one of those today, it blew my mind.



sometimes i think theres a little hungry alien living in the toilet bowl..
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« Reply #54 on: November 06, 2005, 11:00:23 pm »
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any phantom shitters in the house??
phantom shit=you know it came out,but when you look in the bowl,its gone,just gone...hmm..


Forgot about that one!  I definitely gave out a chuckle on that post.

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« Reply #55 on: November 07, 2005, 12:30:32 am »
I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.

I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.

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« Reply #56 on: November 07, 2005, 01:35:57 am »
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I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.

I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.

I\'m also a wipe-from-behind, look-at-the-toilet, ****-to-cornhole wiper.


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« Reply #57 on: November 07, 2005, 08:36:51 am »
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I call it Ghost Poop. Happens pretty often...I almost get excited when I get a Floater.

I hate the chunky ones that tear up your rectum. Leaves you feeling a little shorn.

I\'m also a wipe-from-behind, look-at-the-toilet, ****-to-cornhole wiper.


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« Reply #58 on: November 07, 2005, 10:53:28 am »
I can\'t believe this thread is still alive....
Some high quality folks on this site ;)

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« Reply #59 on: November 18, 2005, 03:07:37 pm »
This is great!!!...I must have missed it before.  I was just having a discussion the other day with a guy that wipes back to front....woulnt that subject your nuts to some brown-ness?  Front to back for me from the backside.