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« Reply #30 on: October 28, 2005, 06:11:42 pm »
on a sidenote,i piss sittin down,and shit standing.
im all about taking risks,ladies and gentlemen
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« Reply #31 on: October 28, 2005, 06:14:13 pm »
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on a sidenote,i piss sittin down,and shit standing.
im all about taking risks,ladies and gentlemen


this is acceptable..the childrens book Everybody Poops told me so.

freddie, you going to webster?
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« Reply #32 on: October 28, 2005, 06:17:31 pm »
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on a sidenote,i piss sittin down,and shit standing.
im all about taking risks,ladies and gentlemen


this is acceptable..the childrens book Everybody Poops told me so.

freddie, you going to webster?



you cant be ser with that question..
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« Reply #33 on: October 28, 2005, 06:19:37 pm »
oh..well i think you should go :)
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« Reply #34 on: October 28, 2005, 06:20:36 pm »
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oh..well i think you should go :)



are you trying to bang me brah?
cause if so,i feel obligated to let you know that im a happily married man
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« Reply #35 on: October 28, 2005, 06:21:57 pm »
i try to be subtle..it never works though

i just figured out what all this "ser" banter is about.
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« Reply #36 on: October 28, 2005, 06:22:57 pm »
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i try to be subtle..it never works though


ill be there.
look for dr.spock and youll be warm..
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« Reply #37 on: October 28, 2005, 07:55:01 pm »
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i try to be subtle..it never works though


ill be there.
look for dr.spock and youll be warm..

will the loving wife be joining you for the evening?
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« Reply #38 on: October 28, 2005, 08:19:39 pm »
^^^^rotfl:lol:rotfl rotfl:lol:rotfl
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« Reply #39 on: October 29, 2005, 11:23:23 am »
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i try to be subtle..it never works though


ill be there.
look for dr.spock and youll be warm..

will the loving wife be joining you for the evening?



in the voice of dobson-"aint gonna happen"...
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« Reply #40 on: October 29, 2005, 03:56:39 pm »
I skip whipping alltogether. although while taking a shower, I like to slide the bar of soap up and down the crack of my anal cavity
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« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2005, 08:56:23 pm »
The worst is when u have no TP @ all...
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« Reply #42 on: October 30, 2005, 11:27:49 am »
i wad and stand.

some of the funniest posts ive ever seen in this thread.

Quote from: freddiewaht
Quote from: FreeSpirit
the real question is... do you fold or wad the TP before wiping? ;)


rip off>fold>wipe>look>repeat if needed


 :point:

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in public restrooms my routine is I throw some TP in the bowl to act as a anti splash lilly pad..you can use that if you want. i dont mind


 rotfl

oh and i think youre a fucking hoo haa if you cant use a public bathroom for a shit. wipe down the seat so theres nothing visible from another, flush the toilet, and get comfy. its not like youre putting your face-cheeks on the toilet.
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« Reply #43 on: November 05, 2005, 02:21:11 pm »
Look down, marvel at your creation.
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« Reply #44 on: November 06, 2005, 12:58:56 pm »
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Look down, marvel at your creation.


LOL!!!!! absolutely...hope this thread never dies.
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