So what is the dumbest thing you have done to spend time w/ a guy/gal?

[Igziabeher]

you\'re all a bunch of sorry saps if you ask me.

[plainandsimple]

you\'re all a bunch of sorry saps if you ask me.

no one asked

[leith]

you\'re all a bunch of sorry saps if you ask me.

Oh yeah I forgot you LOOOOve Hanson.

[Gordo]

im extremely happy to be single and having no strings attatched sex-scapades right now. im not a predator and i dont lie or anything when i go out but ive had some fun lately. just fulfilled my "older woman fantasy" about a month ago and got a lot of shit out of my system in more than 3 ways. im content with no sex for awhile at this point, just good ol\' jill works fine.

rotflrotfl

 :lol:

only about half that age though. it was spectacular, i bet she still has my right-hand imprint on her ass.

[jocelyn]

When I was in 6th grade I went to church AND joined youth group to hang out with my "crush." Oh Taylor Alves and your dreamy brown eyes.

I went to church twice. Wasn\'t worth it.

Last I saw "Tay" he was hangin\' outside of Cumberland Farms (smoking a butt) when it was raining and maybe 40 degrees outside. And no, he didn\'t work there.

phil - setlist?

If it was a while ago the setlist was probably a bunch of songs from that album w/ umbop.
 If it was recent they now consider themselves a jamband and just play umbop for 90 min.
Sometimes they just play um for the 1st set and then bop for the 2nd set.

Leith who are you kidding? I KNOW that you know it is "MMMBop," not "umbop."

[leith]

LOL. I knew someone would finally say something. It takes a true Hanson fan to pick that out.
:shock1:

[Spacey]

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin\' me. "Hey, let\'s put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he\'s actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That\'s insane. That\'s impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I\'ve got all these magazines. Oh God.

[skalnbyc]

im extremely happy to be single and having no strings attatched sex-scapades right now. recently got out of a 4 year relationship and i was faithful straight through. im not a predator and i dont lie or anything when i go out but ive had some fun lately. just fulfilled my "older woman fantasy" about a month ago and got a lot of shit out of my system in more than 3 ways. im content with no sex for awhile at this point, just good ol\' jill works fine. shit, this probably isnt smart.. but i dont really give a fuck. hey, at least i can still count the number of women ive slept with on one hand and no thumbs up.

oh shit, while we\'re on this subject have any dudes here ever gotten a checkup just for the hell of it, making sure you didnt get burned without knowing??

Gordo, where did you pick her up?

Perhaps here:

http://www.urbancougar.com

[melanie]

I got married.

I second that

[Gordo]

im extremely happy to be single and having no strings attatched sex-scapades right now. recently got out of a 4 year relationship and i was faithful straight through. im not a predator and i dont lie or anything when i go out but ive had some fun lately. just fulfilled my "older woman fantasy" about a month ago and got a lot of shit out of my system in more than 3 ways. im content with no sex for awhile at this point, just good ol\' jill works fine. shit, this probably isnt smart.. but i dont really give a fuck. hey, at least i can still count the number of women ive slept with on one hand and no thumbs up.

oh shit, while we\'re on this subject have any dudes here ever gotten a checkup just for the hell of it, making sure you didnt get burned without knowing??

Gordo, where did you pick her up?

Perhaps here:

http://www.urbancougar.com

 :lol:

im no online dater guy! i met her at this bar/concert venue called Durty Nellie\'s. funny thing was that i went there right after playing 3 softball games.. definitely had stinky nuts.

[skalnbyc]

im extremely happy to be single and having no strings attatched sex-scapades right now. recently got out of a 4 year relationship and i was faithful straight through. im not a predator and i dont lie or anything when i go out but ive had some fun lately. just fulfilled my "older woman fantasy" about a month ago and got a lot of shit out of my system in more than 3 ways. im content with no sex for awhile at this point, just good ol\' jill works fine. shit, this probably isnt smart.. but i dont really give a fuck. hey, at least i can still count the number of women ive slept with on one hand and no thumbs up.

oh shit, while we\'re on this subject have any dudes here ever gotten a checkup just for the hell of it, making sure you didnt get burned without knowing??

Gordo, where did you pick her up?

Perhaps here:

http://www.urbancougar.com

 :lol:

im no online dater guy! i met her at this bar/concert venue called Durty Nellie\'s. funny thing was that i went there right after playing 3 softball games.. definitely had stinky nuts.

Urban Cougar tells you which venues/bars to visit for some Cougar love and also tells Cougars where to find some young prey.  

I think I saw some Chicago bars on the list.  You can thank me later.

Are you going out with your cougar friend again?

[Gordo]

im extremely happy to be single and having no strings attatched sex-scapades right now. recently got out of a 4 year relationship and i was faithful straight through. im not a predator and i dont lie or anything when i go out but ive had some fun lately. just fulfilled my "older woman fantasy" about a month ago and got a lot of shit out of my system in more than 3 ways. im content with no sex for awhile at this point, just good ol\' jill works fine. shit, this probably isnt smart.. but i dont really give a fuck. hey, at least i can still count the number of women ive slept with on one hand and no thumbs up.

oh shit, while we\'re on this subject have any dudes here ever gotten a checkup just for the hell of it, making sure you didnt get burned without knowing??

Gordo, where did you pick her up?

Perhaps here:

http://www.urbancougar.com

 :lol:

im no online dater guy! i met her at this bar/concert venue called Durty Nellie\'s. funny thing was that i went there right after playing 3 softball games.. definitely had stinky nuts.

Urban Cougar tells you which venues/bars to visit for some Cougar love and also tells Cougars where to find some young prey.  

I think I saw some Chicago bars on the list.  You can thank me later.

Are you going out with your cougar friend again?

absolutely not. if it happens by chance, whatever. but this woman is divorced with 3 kids. some of the shit she was saying to me almost had me busting a gut in mid-thrust. no doubt shes been in some f-ed up relationships at this point. for example, she \'screamed\' "i dont want you to just fuck me, i want you to love me."  :wtf: i kept my mouth shut and just kept going. when we finished up, she just wanted to remind me that she was extremely fertile. :wtf: i met her 3-4 hours before, asked me if i wanted to go downtown, gave me her rental car keys to drive and her place happened to be on the way so we never made it. waaaaaay too much baggage for a young lad to be calling for a second meeting.

btw, why do you know about the Urban Cougars site buddy??

[melanie]

absolutely not. if it happens by chance, whatever. but this woman is divorced with 3 kids. some of the shit she was saying to me almost had me busting a gut in mid-thrust. no doubt shes been in some f-ed up relationships at this point. for example, she \'screamed\' "i dont want you to just fuck me, i want you to love me."  :wtf: i kept my mouth shut and just kept going. when we finished up, she just wanted to remind me that she was extremely fertile. :wtf: i met her 3-4 hours before, asked me if i wanted to go downtown, gave me her rental car keys to drive and her place happened to be on the way so we never made it. waaaaaay too much baggage for a young lad to be calling for a second meeting.

btw, why do you know about the Urban Cougars site buddy??

YIKES kid, run the other way fast and change your phone number!

[plainandsimple]

absolutely not. if it happens by chance, whatever. but this woman is divorced with 3 kids. some of the shit she was saying to me almost had me busting a gut in mid-thrust. no doubt shes been in some f-ed up relationships at this point. for example, she \'screamed\' "i dont want you to just fuck me, i want you to love me."  :wtf: i kept my mouth shut and just kept going. when we finished up, she just wanted to remind me that she was extremely fertile. :wtf: i met her 3-4 hours before, asked me if i wanted to go downtown, gave me her rental car keys to drive and her place happened to be on the way so we never made it. waaaaaay too much baggage for a young lad to be calling for a second meeting.

btw, why do you know about the Urban Cougars site buddy??

YIKES kid, run the other way fast and change your phone number!

:that:

[Gordo]

come on now, you think i handed out my # after all those shenanigans?