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« on: October 18, 2005, 01:52:01 pm »
they are so damn good.  i can\'t get enough of them.  cap\'n crunch is wicked good too.  anyone else like cereal ?
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« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2005, 01:56:53 pm »
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« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2005, 01:58:27 pm »
i love resees peanut butter cup
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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2005, 01:59:35 pm »
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they are so damn good.  i can\'t get enough of them.  cap\'n crunch is wicked good too.  anyone else like cereal ?


having recently upped the fiber in my diet, i\'m now eating a bowl of Kellogg\'s All-Bran a day. Kellogg\'s has this \'challenge\', where supposedly if you eat a bowl a day for 2 weeks, you\'ll be a lot less tired and feel great. i\'m on a week right now, and i think it\'s working - i haven\'t felt the need to reach for my daily Vivarin at all, so that\'s good..

oh, and it\'s also working in the department that i picked it up for in the first place.. i\'ve gone from shitting MAYBE once a day, to squeezing a nice 3-4 out daily for the past week! :thumbsup:

i feel like a fucking champion.
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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2005, 02:05:44 pm »
Congratulations on your championship Dave! :rolleyes:
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« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2005, 02:13:29 pm »
shitting 4 times a day? Is that healty? annoying?
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« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2005, 02:15:00 pm »
mark, just know this - everyone wins here.. see, last month, i brought some terrible gas with me to upstate NY. people were getting heated, and i kept hearing, "Dave, GO TAKE A SHIT!". thing is, it\'s not that easy. i couldn\'t. i didn\'t have to.

things are much better down there now, and i hope to show it off in the coming weeks. :D

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i\'m loving it like motherfucking mcdonald\'s baby.. it may be just cause i\'m still adjusting to the high fiber.. with any luck, i\'ll someday shit like a real person.
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« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2005, 02:19:25 pm »
thanks for the info dave, now i\'ll be able to sleep at night
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« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2005, 02:20:21 pm »
;):thumbsup:
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« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2005, 02:37:43 pm »
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i\'ve gone from shitting MAYBE once a day, to squeezing a nice 3-4 out daily for the past week!

Dave this is amazing! Let\'s do some math real quick; say you get paid  $15.00 an hour and you work 8 hours a day. Now the average shit will take around 5 -10 minutes (we\'ll say 10 minutes since this is at work and we\'re in no hurry) So if you\'re shitting 3-4 times a day we can assume at least 2 of these craps will take place at work. So to recap, you\'re spending 20 minutes a day taking shits at work. That\'s 100 minutes a week! We\'ll round up to 1 1/2 hours (assuming your tired one of these 5 days and take a nap on the shitter). So if you\'re making $15.00 an hour your getting paid $22.50 to shit every week! That\'s around $1080.00 a year to eat your Kelloggs! I believe anyone with a desk job would truly benefit by adding a little more fiber to their diet.

Personally I\'d try to take 3 at work and 1 at home. This would bring your shit salary up to ~ $1800.00 a year.
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« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2005, 02:48:32 pm »
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mark, just know this - everyone wins here.. see, last month, i brought some terrible gas with me to upstate NY. people were getting heated, and i kept hearing, "Dave, GO TAKE A SHIT!". thing is, it\'s not that easy. i couldn\'t. i didn\'t have to.

GODAMN THAT WAS AWFUL! DAVE YOU NEARLY RUINED A WONDERFUL LUNCH AT GREG\'S MOM\'S HOUSE AND A NIGHT BOWLING WITH THE BREAKFAST! SHAME ON YOU...

gabo, i think that if there is one kind of food i could live on (along with the necessary water to survive) it would be cereal. i fucking love carbs...fruity pebbles, trix, honey combs, cinnamon toast crunch, pops, lucky charms, rice krispy TREATS cereal, captain crunch..i could go on forever
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2005, 02:53:00 pm »
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i\'ve gone from shitting MAYBE once a day, to squeezing a nice 3-4 out daily for the past week!

Dave this is amazing! Let\'s do some math real quick; say you get paid  $15.00 an hour and you work 8 hours a day. Now the average shit will take around 5 -10 minutes (we\'ll say 10 minutes since this is at work and we\'re in no hurry) So if you\'re shitting 3-4 times a day we can assume at least 2 of these craps will take place at work. So to recap, you\'re spending 20 minutes a day taking shits at work. That\'s 100 minutes a week! We\'ll round up to 1 1/2 hours (assuming your tired one of these 5 days and take a nap on the shitter). So if you\'re making $15.00 an hour your getting paid $22.50 to shit every week! That\'s around $1080.00 a year to eat your Kelloggs! I believe anyone with a desk job would truly benefit by adding a little more fiber to their diet.

Personally I\'d try to take 3 at work and 1 at home. This would bring your shit salary up to ~ $1800.00 a year.


shit salary.. :lol:

nice work.. though i\'ve only been averaging 1 workshit per day so far..

thing is, i also started taking the train to work last week... i do NOT want those 2 worlds to collide!

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GODAMN THAT WAS AWFUL! DAVE YOU NEARLY RUINED A WONDERFUL LUNCH AT GREG\'S MOM\'S HOUSE AND A NIGHT BOWLING WITH THE BREAKFAST! SHAME ON YOU...


see holly, i\'m not doing this for me - i\'m doing this for you. ;)
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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2005, 04:45:21 pm »
Dave- You want a great cereal with fiber...check out Kashi. In the natural/ organic section of your grocery store. VERY high in fiber and protein, moderate amount of NATURAL sugar....VERY good for you! Been on a high fiber "eating plan" for a while now and loving it!! AND...:holyshit:, 3-4x/ day, most at home= poor Lisa :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2005, 04:46:30 pm »
Gabo, your crazy, but we love you anyway
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2005, 05:23:46 am »
what a crazy thread. Go fiber! :P
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