The Ultimate Breakfast Quiz![/COLOR]
Welcome to The Ultimate Breakfast Quiz! As seen in Breakfast Digest Episode III. The questions range from the simpleton to the downright unfair. Anyone who scores a perfect 25 wins front row floor seats to a general admission Breakfast show and a pint of Sam Adams. You can post your score in the anonymous poll when you are done. Good luck!
THE QUIZ:
1. What nationality are all 4 band members?
A) Chinese
B) Portuguese
C) Guinese
D) Italian
2. Where is the band from?
A) Amherst, MA
B) Hartford, CT
C) East Haven, CT
D) Stamford, CT
3. Where was the first show?
A) Toad’s Place; New Haven, CT
B) Butterfield Dorm; UMass-Amherst, MA
C) The Brickhouse; East Haven, CT
D) The Lion’s Den; New York, NY
4. Which of these Breakfast originals does not appear on a studio album?
A) Frankly Po Zest
B) Inner Glimpse
C) Lit
D) See The Light
5. The song Tim wrote for his sister is:
A) LDZ
B) Gypsy Girl
C) Episode 1 (Happy)
D) Heather
E) Lit
6. Which band does/did NOT have any members of The Breakfast?
A) Fuzebox
B) Naked Society
C) Magic
D) Mokijam
E) The Good Time Boys
7. Which song is not an instrumental?
A) Space City Affair
B) Kote
C) Uncle Freddy
D) Spunk
E) Cut Me Some Slack
8. Tim’s old side projects with themes for the night’s music and local musicians were called:
A) Timmy Time
B) The Diesel Experiments
C) Food For Thought
D) Callahanza
E) Tomatotron
9. The theme for the 6th annual Fonghoulish Freakout Halloween show was:
A) Breakfast of Champions
B) The Big Lebowski
C) Star Wars
D) That 70’s Show
E) Pimps and Kangaroos
10. Beef Barley is a tribute to:
A) Jordan’s favorite soup
B) Seinfeld’s “The Soup Nazi”
C) Bo Jackson
D) Chris Farley
E) Tim’s Sister
11. The band’s sound engineer is:
A) Josh Dobson
B) Dave Pecoraro
C) Paul Ryan
D) Josh Kroop
E) Paul Languedoc
12. The band’s first record label was:
A) Epic
B) SCI Fidelity
C) Def Jam
D) Handwoven
E) Sonance
13. Match the band member to his nickname.
a) Adrian 1) Sequoia
b) Ron 2) Save
c) Jordan 3) PME
d) Tim 4) Animal
14. Which is NOT a Zappa cover?
A) I’m The Slime
B) Echidna’s Arf (Of You)
C) Earache My Eye
D) Magic Fingers
E) Flower Punk
15. The band’s business entity is known as:
A) Space City Affair, LLC
B) Palmieri Productions
C) Psychedelic Enterprises
D) Staven Productions, Inc.
E) Smokin Boomers, LLC
16. How many shows has the band played?
A) 570
B) 674
C) 788
D) 917
E) 1044
17. How many shows have been played on 12/31?
A) 3
B) 4
C) 5
D) 6
18. Which Breakfast character “jumped out of his painting?”
A) Son of Simpleton
B) Escher
C) Rufus
D) Gladys Pimp
E) Doughboy
19. Which song made its live debut first?
A) Wild Pack of Asscracks
B) Dig
C) Cosmic Spaceway Rhyme
D) Great Big Fiery Ball in the Sky
E) Mooboo’s Voodoo (Episode 2)
20. Which Phish song has NOT appeared on a Breakfast setlist?
A) Maze
B) Stash
C) David Bowie
D) The Squirming Coil
E) You Enjoy Myself
21. Arrange these venues from most played to least played:
A) The Living Room; Providence, RI
B) Webster Theater; Hartford, CT
C) Porter’s; Westbrook, CT
D) Toad’s Place; New Haven, CT
E) Blues Café; New Haven, CT
22. Which of these originals has been on the shelf the longest?
A) Gypsy Girl
B) Kote
C) The Late and Great
D) Heather
E) Love Lake
23. Arrange these songs from most played to least played: (Note: If a song appears on a setlist more than once, it counts more than once.)
A) Beef Barley
B) See The Light
C) Buquebus
D) The Vermont Song
E) Phaddy Boom Baddy
24. What is the first line of the first chorus in Lit?
A) Touch my toes and wow am I a freak
B) Squeaking ceiling springing out a leak
C) Super smoking can I not now speak
D) Making salad as I hit my peak
E) Sip my soda why is it unique
25. End of the line my ship has sunk…
A) Bing Bang Boink Bonk Clink Clink Clunk
B) Bing Bong Bink Bonk Clank Clink Clunk
C) Bing Bang Bink Bonk Click Clank Clunk
D) Bing Boing Bink Bank Clink Clank Clunk
E) Bing Bang Bink Bonk Clink Clank Clunk
F) Bing Boing Bonk Bank Click Clank Clunk
G) Bing Boing Bink Bong Clink Clink Clunk
H) Bing Boink Bang Bink Click Clank Clunk
ANSWER KEY: (highlight the black part to see answers)
[SPOILER]1. D
2. C
3. B
4. C
5. D
6. A
7. B
8. B
9. B
10. D
11. A
12. E
13. a-4, b-2, c-1, d-3
14. C
15. A
16. D
17. B
18. A
19. E
20. A
21. d,a,e,b,c
22. C
23. a,e,d,c,b
24. E
25. E
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SCORING GUIDE:
0-5 correct: NOOB. Hey, it\'s cool to be a noob, everyone was a noob once. Check out the Score! forum for some Breakfast CD hookups.
6-10 correct: HARDLUCK HARRY. Oh, you could\'ve done better than this, you just missed a couple of key guesses. It was just bad luck. But the more shows you go to, the luckier you get.
11-15 correct: BLUBLADANIAN. You have a solid grasp of planet Breakfast without being psychotically obsessed like those who scored higher. Balance, people, BALANCE!
16-20 correct: SHTAVENITE. Though you\'re not necessarily Italian nor insane, you fit right in in lovely East Haven, CT knowing as much about The Breakfast as you do. Screw Cleveland, put the Rock N Roll hall of fame right where it belongs, in good old Shtaven, home of the frikin BREAKFAST.
21-24 correct: SERHEAD. You go to sleep while thinking of the perfect wegwich. Other bands just don\'t sound good to you anymore. Distance is no longer a factor in deciding which shows to see. You want Tim\'s body.
25 correct: ARE YOU FUCKIN SER? You know more about the band than the band. You don\'t just go to shows...the band\'s van permanently reeks of your farts. You skipped your own prom for a Timmy Tour show. You use the word SER in everyday conversation. Congratulations, here\'s your beer, hope it\'s legal in the space city you come from.
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