1. I do not want to be in your signature. Please go with something else.
2. You don\'t always need videotape to know that someone did something, you know? There is absolutely no doubt about this one. You are already a known serial thief. You have been seen stealing money out of stray purses at shows on seperate occasions by seperate Breakfast fans. You were the only person at the party not to respond to the party thread. No, this doesn\'t mean you did it, but it does mean that you are the only person emotionally detached enough from what goes down in the scene to do such a thing. Everyone else who was there has known Dave for years and if they were going to steal from him, they would have done it a long time ago. Your appearance at the party was utterly random. Go ahead, try to make a case for anyone else having done it. Every person I talk to is totally sketched out by you.
This is like the Mafia or the Sopranos or something: they don\'t always have a frikin wire tap or video tape evidence, but they know who\'s been fucking with them every time, it\'s usually not that hard to tell. Even on the .01% chance you didn\'t do it, I feel that I\'m in good enough standing around here to take the hit if I\'m wrong. Besides, there are witnesses to your pocketbook thefts, so you need to be called out on the board for one crime or the other because people need to know to watch out for you.
3. You still want to deny it? Fine. Everyone is on to you, that\'s punishment enough. (As if they weren\'t already.) Come on out and behave yourself and nobody will bother you. If anything else around here disappears, head for the hills. I\'m saying all this so nobody feels like they can prance around here and steal from everyone and just get away with it.
4. There. I said it. It\'s done. I have no interest in continuing on this topic on the board. Sorry to jack the thread, sometimes it just happens. Please continue discussing the State of The Breakfast.
