"Set phasers on fun....."
Phil: People of Earth,uh er the northeast. We have traveled all the way
from space to attend the most astrotastic event in the entire
universe!
Marty: You said it, Phil. It\'s the bi-monthly Springfield
Sci-Fi Convention, uh er, I mean The Breakfast\'s Fonghoulish
Freakout 7
Phil: That\'s right. It\'s "Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con", I mean FF7. Come meet all your
favorite stars! Tim Palmieri, Chewbacca, uh I mean Jordan
Giangrecco, and many more!
Marty: Plus, tag-team robot wrestling! It\'s the mighty robots of
Battlestar Galactica, versus the gay robots of Star Wars!
Just Breakin Balls.....
This is a great way to hook a bunch of unsuspecting dorks to come get their faces owned and brains melted.....
"Luke, be a Jedi tonight!
Just be a Jedi tonight!
Do it for Yoda, while we serve our guests a soda.
Uh, and do it for Chewie and the Ewoks,
and all the other puppets ...
Luke, be a Jedi tonight!"