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lisa

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« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2005, 03:13:41 pm »
i question the size of the padlock because most of them arent lightweight
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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2005, 03:18:15 pm »
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i question the size of the padlock because most of them arent lightweight



truth,

this is one sick thread...
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« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2005, 03:22:09 pm »
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i question the size of the padlock because most of them arent lightweight

you know what they say.  the bigger the padlock...

my theory.  this dude met someone on some crazy fetish board.  they met somewhere for some annoymous session of beating each other.  things got a little out of hand, maybe the key broke when he fell off the bed or something.  his new "friend" wanted no part in trying to explain this to the emergency folks->splitsville.  This guy walk around for 2 weeks trying to figure out how to get this thing off... almost trying a hack saw (something that should be nowhere near your stuff).  When he finally realized that it wasn\'t going anywhere, he made the call... drunk (cause you can\'t make that kinda call sober!).
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« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2005, 03:39:18 pm »
after prolonged wear, wouldnt there be some sort of permanent stretching of sorts?
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« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2005, 03:42:48 pm »
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after prolonged wear, wouldnt there be some sort of permanent stretching of sorts?

HA!!  I\'ll let you know in a couple weeks.
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« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2005, 03:43:34 pm »
ew.
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lisa

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« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2005, 03:44:38 pm »
be careful!  i am thinking along the lines of silly putty in a hot car
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« Reply #22 on: August 08, 2005, 03:47:31 pm »
nothing like a penile padlock story to get trey up and posting a little bit.. :lol:
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« Reply #23 on: August 08, 2005, 03:51:05 pm »
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nothing like a penile padlock story to get trey up and posting a little bit.. :lol:

WOW!!  I felt there was a great need to share this tale of woe.  I considered it more of a P.S.A than anything
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« Reply #24 on: August 08, 2005, 03:51:58 pm »
hey, whatever floats your boat, as they say. :)
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